Me and JD burst out laughing. "that was perfecto!" he laughed.
"okay, okay, now that's done, what did you get?" I asked. He jumped off the bed and picked a flower gift bag off the ground.
"homosexual artifacts to plant at the scene. Let's see, an issue of stud puppy, a candy dish, Joan Crawford postcard, some mascara. And the one perfecto thing I picked up, mineral water" he said.
"mineral water? but a lot of people drink mineral water" I say.
"this is Westerberg, if it isn't alcohol, you might as well be wearing a dress" JD says.
"very well thought through" I compliment.
"how did the note go?" he asks. I pick it up.
"ram and I died the day we realised we could never reveal our love to an uncaring and un-understanding world. The joy we shared in each other's arms was greater than any touch down, yet we were forced to live the lie of sexist beer guzzling jock assholes" I read.
"perfecto" he says. he steps closer. I kneel on the bed and wrap my arms around his neck. He leans in and moulds his lips to mine.
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Heathers (parody)
Genç KurguJane has been friends with the Heather's since Elementary. she's watched as they became 'the Heather's' that ruled the school and as they initiated Veronica Sawyer into their group in high school. but she never cared enough to stop them. it wasn't t...
