The Facility

Insecure

That same day at lunch, Jungkook decided to finally address the elephant in the room. Of course I am not actually going to bring it up to my Lord and saviour but I would like to see how the other people at risk of being discarded by Jesy-sus feel. And that meant that he was going to address this 'problem' to Hoseok. He would include Perrie but she was . . . If Jesy was God then Perrie was Jesus. Yes. Perfect analogy.

So instead of meeting his lovely female friends in the cafeteria after a group session he had had with other male students having issues with 'masochism'- Ugh it is clear that they made up that silly name. I am not a 'masochist' . I am an artist. Or more like . . . a scartist- he met Hoseok outside of his group session to bring him to where they would have their meeting.

Hoseok was simply allowing Jungkook to drag him along to the bathroom.

When they got there, Jungkook opened the door and saw other people relieving themselves and cleaning their hands. It aggravated him. "Move! Move or I will tell Jesy that you are all bothering me!"

All of the guys left but they did so while grumbling. That Jungkook kid was like a whiny brat.

And now they had the room to themselves. "Perfect." Said Jungkook as he grinned evilly.

He faced Hoseok, basically the person he was closest to at this school. I am close with Jesy and Perrie as well but when I have boy problems I must speak to my good friend Hoseok. He is a man like me. Hoseok always tried to give advice and was a good listener.

Hoseok had been staring at the ground but now he looked at Jungkook, blankly.

Jungkook looked left to right with folded arms. "You must know why we are having this meeting."

Hoseok nodded.

"Of course you do. You always know." Jungkook looked away in frustration before facing Hoseok again. "She is always on about that Jimin. She just . . . she is interested in him. At the start she was always speaking about me and then you but now there is someone else. She-she . . . she must want him to be one of us. One of her own. It-" He shook his head angrily. "It is annoying."

"We must threaten him by giving a threatening knife portrait. I will draw blood onto it." Hoseok said stiffly.

Jungkook pointed at him. "That, that is a good plan."

Hoseok frowned. "It is a good plan. The boy will be terrified. Do you not see him? He is afraid of many things. He is not like us. The knives will freak him out and then he will leave our Jesy alone."

Jungkook was glad that they were on the exact same page. "Well . . . we kind of more want our Jesy to stop being interested in him so perhaps along with the threatening portrait we should also make him seem unappealing." He looked right at Hoseok.

Hoseok was silent.

Jungkook was still staring.

The room was filled with silence for about 30 seconds.

Hoseok then spoke; "We shall make him poo himself in front of the class."

Jungkook had never heard anything more brilliant. "Yes . . . we shall."

Hoseok was staring at the ground again. "If I use my fingers as knives and then I poke him in the anus in the 'One Thousand Years of Death' jutsu stance, he must poo."

Jungkook could never get over how brilliant Hoseok was. "Yes, yes. Or perhaps you can try to use an actual knife. If his anus tears he will have a constant problem holding his doodoo."

Hoseok started to giggle.

Jungkook did too and they laughed like two dorks for a while. "Jesy will see him constantly pooing on himself and she will be turned off." He smiled.