Fluffuary 2021

Horribly Written Shit (LAMP)

AU: Hogwarts
Ship: LAMP (Logan x Virgil x Patton x Roman)
Day: 7
You guys, this ones a long one, like, how did I do this?

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First Year

Virgil sat on the train by himself. He was anxious. He was a muggleborn wizard so he knew absolutely no one here. The compartment door opened and two boys came inside.

"Hi! I'm Patton. I noticed you were sitting by yourself and I was wondering if you'd like some company! Are these seats taken?"

"No The-they aren't t-taken." He said, internally cursing his stutter.

"Oh, this is my friend Roman, what's your name?"

"I-I'm Vir-Va- Uh... Anxiety." He said. See, I be vibin with ftm ViVi, so we're putting that here. He debated whether or not to introduce himself as his dead name, or his chosen one, but eventually settled on his nickname.

"Oh, why Anxiety?" Patton asked.

"It's just a nickname, I don't... really like my name." He explained.

"Oh, and what are your pronouns?" He asked.

"I- Um... Sh- I- She/Her." He said, internally wincing.

"Oh, alright!" Patton said. "Wouldn't want to be rude and go around misgendering people. I'm genderfluid, but today is a he/him day, by the way."

"And I'm Roman, I'm just cismale."

"O-oh."

"Yeah. You look kinda like a dude, no offense." Roman said.

'I'm passing?' He thought, he smiled slightly. "None taken."

There was a knock. A person entered. "Hello, I was just wondering if there were any open seats, as all the other compartments are full."

"Oh, of course! Come right in!"

"My name is Logan Andromeda, pleased to make your acquaintance."

"I'm Patton Foster and this is my friend Roman Prince, and this is Anxiety. She won't tell us her name because she said she doesn't like it." Virgil visibly winced, but no one noticed.

"Ah, well, I'm sure we'll find out her name when she gets sorted, that is if she's a first year."

"I-I am. Are you guys?"

"Indeed I am." Logan said.

"I am too!" Patton said.

"Same here."

"Oh, Logan, what are your pronouns?"

"Oh, thank you for asking, I prefer they/them pronouns, but I am a demiboy, so he/him are perfectly acceptable."

"Nice! I'm genderfluid, and I wear these band that represent what gender I am, blue is male, pink is female, and yellow is somewhere under the nonbinary umbrella." He explained, showing the blue bracelet on his wrist.

"I'm nothing interesting, just a cismale."

Virgil stayed quiet.

The four talked for a while until the train arrived.

"First years! First years, come this way!" Called a voice. There was a person holding a lantern who was calling out to them. The four walked over. They got into a boat together that started to row itself, which startled Virgil.