Shitaboob

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Disclaimer! I have recently realized that people are still beginning this book in 2024, and I wanted to give you a fair warning before reading that I wrote this when I was 14, and now I am 17. The writing isn't the best, and the jokes aren't too great either. With all that said, if you do read it, I hope you can find some sense of enjoyment from it, even though it is not the best work out there.

Usernames:

Shirabu: DrSetter

Semi: semisemi 

Tendou: ripoffhisoka

Ushijima: ProTractor

Goshiki: tsutoemoo

Yamagata: heyatoe

Kawanishi: Taichi

Reon:WOAHhira

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Fuck Oikawa

3:06 am



Ripoffhisoka: now froM THE TOP MAKE IT DROP

Tsutoemoo: that's a wap?

Taichi: that's a wap

Ripoffhisoka: NOW GET A BUCKET AND A MOP

DrSetter: its three in the fucking morning why tf are you texting in the gc

Ripoffhisoka: come on saltybu why did ya have to ruin iiit

Ripoffhisoka: I spent an hour teaching the song to Tsutomu

DrSetter: saltybu?

Ripoffhisok: ur a salty bitch

DrSetter: whatever.

Semisemi: Tendou why did you think it was a good idea to teach the wap song to Goshiki? 

DrSetter: Goshiki is annoying. that's what he is.

Ripoffhisoka: stfu dont be rude to Tsutomu-

Tsutoemoo: I don't really understand some of the words in the song but Tendou-senpai told me to text it so-

Heyatoe: Why would you listen to Tendou?

Tsutoemoo: because he is my senpai??

Semisemi: alright, goshiki you can't listen to everything Tendou tells you. He is not the best influence-

Ripoffhisoka: ROOD

ProTractor: Why are you all sending messages at three in the morning? You should be sleeping, we have practice in the morning at 6:30

DrSetter: Everyone shut up I'm trying to sleep

Semisemi: awww little saltybu is sleepy~

DrSetter: yeah. I am tired.

ProTractor: I think it would be best if we all attempted to go to sleep.

Ripoffhisoka: :(

DrSetter: Bye. I hate you Semi.

Semisemi: I didn't even fucking do anything to you-

Tsutoemoo: Why is shirabu-senpai so mean today :(

Ripoffhisoka: Shirabu is just a grumpy grumpy boy.

DrSetter: literally stfu Tendou

Ripoffhisoka: angry because he's not getting enough sleep because he is always thinking about S-

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