Spiraling

Chapter 16

After the trip to the bar to wet his tongue Naruto headed back to his office for something before heading over to his mother's office.

Naruto was barely aware of the looks he was receiving as he walked down the halls to his office. Any one with enough sense would know not to cross his path, the sight of the last person who did was still fresh in their minds despite what Naruto did to them was 3 years behind them. Naruto kicked his door off the hinges before marching to his desk and pulling out a large bottle of Apple Sake before heading to his mother's office.

"Baa-chan we drink, now." Naruto demanded as he leaned against her desk as he slid himself down beside her seat. Tsunade readily threw away her papers and grabbed the bottle Naruto brought with him.

"This is good stuff, what's the rant this time." Tsunade asked as she opened the bottle and took a swig, Shizune could feel the mountains of work waiting for her now. She left the duo to their private talk all the while clutching TonTon. 

"My insecure Shika-chan." Naruto grabbed the bottle taking a long drink. "Anko proposed a session with me and I declined. Shikamaru was then dragged in when Anko was trying to convince me an honest relationship is not the way to go at my age. Long story short, Anko plastered in his head that I'm a man whore, sex demon and if Shikamaru isn't feeding me right he better be ready for me cheating. Then she walked away!!! The fuck."

Tsunade shook her head at Anko's antics. When the woman wanted to plow her field, let her otherwise she's down right miserable to be around. She could see how this affected the Nara, after all it's obvious to note that Naruto is his first real relationship. And going in with a clean slate versus Naruto who has been banging since he was fourteen could make any one a bit uneasy.

"Shikamaru got angry and snapped at me when I told him that Anko was just cranky and complained how she knew more about my love life. I told him I wasn't going to fight with him. I walked away." 

"Good, let him stew on that for a few days. Do you want me to take the report on the devices instead of him going directly to you." She offered, Naruto nodded and leaned into her thigh.

"I just don't want to see him for a while, who cares about who I fucked in the past. All that matters is that I'm trying to love you AND fuck you. I usually don't do love but here I am doing it for you and now it's gone beyond just bidding time for his virginity. I actually want to see all the sides to him and make him smile but how can I do that when your judging my body count that not even I keep track of." Naruto said angrily, his eyes now had a red rim around it.

Tsuande played in his hair as an attempt to calm him down. "Naruto, he's just worried that he might not stack up to your standards." Naruto scoffed at the notion.

"If I remember carefully, I never voiced any expectations." Tsunade laughed, she used her hand to tilt his head back. "You know, if you weren't the age you are I would've planted you across this desk long ago."

"And this serves to drive the point home that your a whore." Tsunade griped, a small blush could be seen on her face. Naruto smiled as he allowed one hand to roam up to her bosom. "Naruto," 

"Hime-chan, maybe I should hit the lights so we don't feel guilty later." Naruto suggested. "To see your pretty pink lipstick smeared on my chest-" Naruto didn't get to finish as he was stomped into the ground by his mother's foot. 

"You take after Jiraiya more than you do me and you've become worse than him!" She yelled as she made sure he understood where he went wrong. Naruto laughed though, it was always fun to tease his Baa-chan. He would never do that with her or to her but if she was in her twenties and they met under different circumstances then sure. He would marry that body.

"I'm joking mom, I'm joking! Your my mom." Naruto yelled in protest. Tsunade paused just by the sheer words he said. 

'He really does think I'm his mother, this sweet, perverted, twisted little boy loves me like a mother. Naruto I love you too.' Tsunade voiced in her thoughts as she picked the beaten boy up with ease. 'Look at him, he's trying for love, Shikamaru I'm sorry but if you call things off I'll kill you myself.'

"Baa-chan heal me." Naruto whined in her grasp, she obliged him. Naruto smiled when he felt the last of the swelling go down. He hugged her tenderly. "You've been here for me ever since my parents left me. Pervy Sage too but he's busy with his spy network but makes extra effort when it comes to training. I'm grateful for you both."

"Naruto we'll always be here for you, no matter what you do we'll be here gunning for you." She promised. "Jiraiya should be back soon, maybe you guys can train some more."

"I probably shouldn't say this until I work it out but I'm close to mastering your chakra strength." Naruto smiled.

"But-"

"I can't perform ninjutsu or genjutsu normally but I can channel my chakra through objects, said object being gloves. But the gloves are made out of chakra metal so they're durable. I just have to go through training to see if I bomb the place with a fist." Naruto smiled proudly. "I learnt medicine from you and now I can somewhat inherit your strength. I have yet to figure out what else I can inherit from Pervy Sage otherwise from a highly edited Seal that I can use to summon toads. But I'm getting there."

Tsunade was tearing up, this little shit was trying his best to inherit her skills. It's not that Sakura wasn't a great pupil, she is but she wanted desperately for someone she considered family to use her knowledge. Naruto was that person, the son she would gladly show off to the crowd. He knew her years of medical knowledge, his was an excellent healer with his seals. He's even responsible for the seal that healed Neji when he came banged up from bringing Sasuke back.

"Naruto I think I'm going to cry." Tsunade confessed as she swelled with emotion. Naruto smiled at her.

"Don't, cry when I can blast away the whole training field." He kissed her cheek and drank the rest of the bottle. "I'm going to the Senju compound, need the library." 

When Shizune came back in the office Lady Tsunade was alone with a blinding smile on her face. 'Only Naruto could bring out that smile.' 

"I take it Naruto's vent went alright." Shizune teased a bit.

"Shizune I don't think I can love Naruto harder than I do now." The Hokage said a hand soothing her beating heart. She was excited to see how Naruto would defy his odds once again.