Sorting was such a pain, like seriously who had the time to sort out body parts. Naruto was drenched with blood as days went by and then it was finally finished. They were dead, Naruto hummed as he stepped over a chunk flesh. He opened the door and saw what he had requested. Large glass jars and some small ones, he planned to sort the brothers out in order to sell their body parts on the black market. Sure they could've used their organs for surgeries but just the thought of those hearts beating again made him get the urge to murder the poor soul that got it.
He muttered under his breath on how he needed a bath after this. He shuffled the jars in and got to work. Inoichi had once told him that he had amazing patience when it came to tedious things. Naruto believed him because here he was pulling the toe nails out of the brothers and putting them in a small glass jar. He was calming down actually, this task was was to put any remaining anger to rest for another time. So that's what happened, sorting out the body parts.
Stomachs in one, kidneys in another, hearts in saline solution. The limbs were skinned and the bones were drained of it's marrow. He tossed the bones in a large trash bin he had in the corner. As he went through the his task on autopilot at this point he made note that people were watching him, it didn't take a genius to figure who they were. Konoha 12, Ino and Choji probably fed them their mental health garbage. He could hear the distinct sound of someone holding back puke as he picked up the heads of the Demon Brothers. Their eyes were gouged and he purposely turned the faces to the intruding audience.
'If you wanna see I'll show you.' Naruto thought to himself as he went back to dropping the pancreas in a jar. He went around sorting everything and before long he was calm again. He pulled off his gloves and dropped them in the bin which was filled with bones and flesh. Out of all the jars he found the ones with the unharmed veins and arteries the prettiest. He smiled a bit and sealed up the heads before finally getting out of the room he had hauled himself in for the last three days.
"Finally, I can go wash off the blood." Naruto said in relief. "Anbu," Five Anbus came forth bowing. Naruto was caught in a mid yawn. "Can you round up all that crap and give it to Ibiki also find those gray suit shinobis and have them powerhose the room. It should be spotless to the point I can fuck on it."
"Hai Naruto-sama." They dispersed and Naruto hummed as he headed off to his office.
"Hold on!" Sakura yelled. "Don't ignore us." Naruto didn't falter in his steps but he called over his shoulder.
"Haruno please, you wouldn't dare set a foot in this place of your own accord. All of you get out or I'll have security throw you out."
"Why did you do that, that was way out of line." Kiba snarled as the scent of blood clogged up his nose to the point it was unbearable. Naruto scoffed.
"This is where the ninjas you squeaky clean shinobis capture come. This is a Torture Sector what did you think happened in here. A little hard talking to rouges and criminals?" Naruto mocked. "Never seen this much blood in one place, is the baby Inuzuka gonna faint by the small amount of blood."
"Small?! I can smell boatloads of this." Kiba said covering his nose. Naruto chuckled a bit.
"Really because it's usually around the time we have a lull in activites." Naruto gave a shrug of disinterest.
"How can you stand here covered in blood and talk so casually?" TenTen asked mildly disturbed.
"I've been doing this for 11 years. I stopped feeling queasy of blood when I discovered my mother's hung body in the living room." Naruto folded his arms.
They were stunned, some of them had heard whispers of the Fourth's wife hanging herself but they thought it was just false information. But here was the son telling them it was true.
"Goodbye Konoha 12 as much as the scent of blood reminds me of mother's blood red hair I don't like it sticking to me unless I'm fucking someone in it." Naruto walked away and out the door.
Well that was awkward for them.
***********************Naruto was now clean and dressed in casual black clothing. He burned his ruined outfit and prepared to go to the hospital. On the way he picked up some dango and red bean soup since he hadn't eaten in three days.
His mother was the first person he came across when he entered. "Baa-chan is he okay?" Naruto asked as he casually ate his dango.
"He's up but still very weak, he'll be in here for another week before I'll pass him to get out." She said drinking some of his red bean soup.
"They know about my tendencies now." Naruto hummed eating his dango, Tsunade hummed in agreement and chuckled a bit.
"They have no idea that they opened a box that was meant to stay closed." She said smirking a bit. Though his tendencies unnerved her she could see the perspective he had when handling situations in his special ways.
"They've probably already fed Shikamaru the bullshit, can't wait to see how that turns out." Naruto knew Shikamaru already knew about his tendencies, so it would be like giving a news reporter 7 minute old news.
He walked slowly to where his boyfriend was and opened the door, surprisingly he was alone. He closed the door behind him and locked it so they wouldn't be disturbed. Shikamaru couldn't move so he could only turn his head to see his boyfriend by the door holding food.
"Hey sugar, I know your weak so no talking. I'm just here to see how far you are in your healing. I already talked to Baa-chan but I still wanna see your chart." Naruto smiled at him and went to get the clip board. It was a common poison but in high amounts it would be lethal. "Well I assume your friends fed you some bullshit."
Shikamaru gave a small nod. Naruto sat on the edge of his bed looking over his pale face. "Do you believe them?" Shikamaru shook his head, he made a move to rest a hand on him in reassurance but Naruto stopped him.
"Don't your recovering," The blond said softly. He held his hand and connected their foreheads. "I was so angry when I saw you unconscious, your lucky Ino brought them back otherwise I would've left to kill them myself."
Shikamaru's eyes welled with tears and Naruto kissed them away. "I'll do anything to protect you and I'm sorry you had to hear the gruesome details from insensitive people." Shikamaru tilted his head back and pursed his lips, Naruto smiled and kissed him.
"I can taste the sick in your mouth." Naruto scowled a bit, Shikamaru turned red in embarrassment. "No need to be shy it's not your fault, after this I'll take you out lots okay Doll." Shikamaru smiled and Naruto rewarded him with another kiss.
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Come morning nurses walked in on an adorable scene. The normally pissed off Seal Healer Naruto was having his hair played with by his recovering boyfriend. Shikamaru smiled and looked down at the contented blond who had bags under his eyes. He frowned, he remembered when Ino told him the reason Naruto wasn't here visiting him was because he was drinking in the sick pleasure of picking apart the two brothers. Naruto probably hasn't slept since he got to work on his revenge. Ino made it sound so disgusting that he wanted to puke. But he understood that it was Naruto's job to do this on a regular so it couldn't be avoided that once in a while he might witness a blood soaked lover.
It made him angry that his friends thought they had a say in his relationship. One minute they were supporting him and Naruto and the next they wanted him to break up with him. What happened to all the advice Ino and Choji gave him on their mission? Next thing he knew when they see Naruto in work mode suddenly he's someone with a mental disorder. Shikamaru didn't need anyone butting in because he never does it with their relationships.
His anger must've been obvious because Naruto woke up looking at him. "Stop scowling it makes you look ugly."
'That's blunt,' Shikamaru thought as he sighed releasing all tension in his bones. Naruto kissed the hand that was in his hair before closing back his eyes. 'You look so innocent but when your awake your a complete different person.' So they spent the morning like that, content in each other's presence.
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Spiraling
FanfictionNaruto has a chakra defect, he can only access it by channeling it through objects which leads him to be a Kenjutsu master and a Seal master. He had a high IQ and decided to put himself in the TI department at the tender age of 6 thanks to his Jiji...