GOLDEN GIRL (sapnap x oc)

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"OHHH DREEEAAAAMM!!!" I shouted into my mic as I, along with George, Sapnap and Bad chased Dream around an empty Minecraft world.

"C'mere DREAMIEEE!" Shouted George.

"C'mon! We won't hurt you!" Yelled Bad.

"YEAH!" Sapnap screamed, "we'll make it quick and PAINLESS!"

I hit Dream with my iron sword, causing him to fall down a ravine. He landed in some water and covered it, just in case we decided to follow him.

"Is there any other water?" Asked Bad.

"I don't see any," said Sapnap.

"Doesn't anyone have a water bucket?" I asked.

"I used all the iron to make armour!" Said George.

"GEORGE!" Yelled Sapnap.

"I'm sorry!" George replied.

"Oh it's okay George-," started Bad.

"EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!" I screeched.

"Haha," said Dream, "you guys are ass at this."

"LANGUAGE!"

"Bad chill," said George.

"Says you," said Sapnap with a laugh, "oH i'M GoGy! AAAAHHHHHHH!"

I laughed my ass off as Sapnap screamed into the headset, sounding like George would if his voice were an octave or two lower.

We wouldn't be messing around like this if this were an actual manhunt, but Dream was just forcing us to help him practice.

"I give up," I stated, "Dream, we've been at this for hours."

"Oh come on now," said Dream.

"Why do you always say that? It's getting old, on jah," said Sapnap.

"You're lucky you're not streaming right now Sap," I said, "your chat would be going apeshit."

"LANGUAGE!" Screeched Bad.

"Sorry, sorry, sorry," I said. I wasn't actually, "let me just wap to make up for it."

"WOAH," said George.

Dream was repeatedly saying, "WHAT?"

Sapnap was just laughing.

"I'll wap with you Rylie," said Sapnap.

"GUYS!" Yelled George.

"LANGUAGE! LANGUAGE! DOUBLE LANGUAGE!" Yelled Bad.

"Woah Bad chill," I said, "what do you have against worship and prayer?"

"Jeez Bad," said Sapnap.

"Oh, sorry," said a slightly annoyed Bad.

"Wap wap wap wap," I said, making my Minecraft character sneak up and down so it looked like I was twerking.

Sapnap joined me once he realized what I was doing.

"Guys..." said George, clearly embarrassed, "just stop."

"Oh my god," Dream said, his laugh filling my ears. He sounded like a kettle.

"SAP!" I yelled.

"WHAT?" He yelled back, mimicking my excitement.

"This could be like the next dance animation they do! Ya know that video where you four are-,"

"We know the video," said Dream, still laughing.

"Why do people make stuff like that?" Asked Bad.

"That video haunts my dreams," said George.

"Really? Cause I watch it before bed every night," I said, laughing.

"That's a little creepy Rylie," said George slowly.

"What? I thought I was the only one!" Said Sapnap jokingly.

I quickly started screen recording.

"Sapnap! Wap with me!" I yelled.

I started dancing my little Minecraft character around, twerking and spinning around, Sapnap doing the same.

When we stopped, I stopped screen recording. I tabbed out for a second and muted the guys on Discord. I uploaded the clip to my Twitter.

@GoldenRylie
*insert clip here*
If one of you animates this in the style of THOSE videos of the dt, I will Pogchamp for the next 60 years. Please.

I posted the tweet and quickly unmuted the Discord call.

"It's definitely Dream!" I heard George shout, "have you READ his tweets?"

"No! It's Sap for surreeee," said Dream, "he is!"

"Alright boys, if you're done with your pissing contest, mind telling me what's going on?" I interrupted.

The guys went silent.

"They're fighting over who's the biggest simp," said Bad.

"Thank you BadBoyHalo," I said, "now let me settle this right now. You guys are ALL simps, but the biggest simp here... is me."

"What?" Said George, "who do you simp for?"

"I simp for..." I dragged it out, "if I tell you, you have to pinky promise you won't tell anyone."

"PROMISE!" Shouted Sap, Dream and George.

"Bad?"

"I promise, you muffinhead."

"Watch your mouth. Anyways, I simp forrr... Technoblade," I said.

"WHAT?" Dream yelled.

"Huh?" Said George.

"Why Techno?" Asked Bad.

Sapnap stayed completely silent.

"What? He's a better pvper than DREAM. And have you heard his voice? Damn," I laughed.

"I don't even know what to say," said Sapnap.

"Language!"

I would never tell them who I really was a simp for. Who I had a crush on. Who I had liked since I first started talking to him.

I couldn't tell them I liked Sapnap.