GOLDEN GIRL (sapnap x oc)

4

After another hour of streaming, I was getting ready to end. I was just about to mute when Sapnaps voice started ringing in my ears.

"RYLIE!"

"WHAT?"

He started making unexplainable noises that sounded like, crying?

"It's, its KARLL," he sobbed. I quickly realized what this was.

"What? What happened?" I asked.

I saw at the bottom of my screen that KarlJacobs had joined the server.

Karljacobs: Sapnap, vc now.

"Looks like someone's angry," I said jokingly.

"Join at the same time as me?" Sap asked.

I silently thanked him for allowing me to get a cut of content from this.

"Yea sure."

We joined vc at the same time. Karl either didn't know I was there, or didn't care, because he launched right into a huge speech.

"What the hell am I looking at right now?" He asked.

"What are you talking about Karl?" Sapnap asked.

"Well, I'm getting tagged in this, this clip on, on Twitter," Karl stuttered.

I slowly realized.

"WHY THE HONK WERE YOU SLEEPING WITH RYLIE?" Karl shouted.

"No Karl, baby, it's not what it looks like," sapnap started.

"Really? Really? Cause it looks like you put your bed next to hers," Karl spat.

"Okay well,"

"Forget it," said Karl, "this isn't working out right now. I need a break."

"Karl no. You don't know what you're saying. Karl? Karl? KARL?"

Karl had left the vc.

———

I spent the next 15 minutes comforting a fake distressed Sapnap, and an actually distressed chat.

"Do you think he's gonna file for divorce?" Sap asked, his sad voice was actually quite convincing.

"God no," I said, "do you think Karl wants Big Law handling his divorce?"

"You're right," said Sapnap through sniffles.

"You did sign a prenup right?" I asked.

"A prenu- OH NOOOOO," he sobbed.

"Hey hey hey, it's all gonna be okay," I said, "it'll work out."

"Yeah," said Sapnap, "but I'm gonna be the only single Dream Team member."

"What?"

"Well George married Ninja, Dream and Fundy are engaged. Hell, even Bad and Skeppy have... something," he said.

"I'm single," I said, "we could be like each other's wingmen."

"Really?"

"Really," I said.

"Oh! This is gonna be so much fun!" Said Sap, "god I've always wondered who you'd end up with."

"What are you talking about?" I asked.

"Everyone's pairing off on this server," explained Sap, "I've been wondering who will end up with you."

"Oh well uh,"

"What about Eret?" Said Sapnap, "or maybe Punz? Tommy and Tubbo are definitely off the table..."

———

I had ended stream and agreed to talk to Nick in a few hours.

I headed across the hall to find Wilbur editing in his room.

"What's for dinner, bro?" I asked.

"Okay first of all, never call me 'bro' again. Second of all, order whatever you want, I'm to lazy to cook," he replied, never taking his eyes off his computer screen.

"I can cook," I said defiantly.

Wilbur laughed.

"That's funnier than half the jokes you've made on your YouTube channel," he said.

"Oh shove it up your ass Will," I said, grabbing my car keys.

I drove to pick up some takeout from my favourite restaurant. I drove down the street as I thought about a million things. Mainly Nick, today's stream, and the food sitting in the passengers seat.