Blissful Distraction [Attack on Titan Fanfiction]

Blissful Distraction OUTTAKES!

AN: AKA weird shit that was never put into this fanfic because of reasons... But I like them so I but it in a weird blooper reel thing. Have fun!

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"So, his name is Eren Jaeger," Eagan said.

"How could you have possibly figured that out?" I exclaimed sarcastically.

"Well if I think he's hot, then I think I should at least learn his full name," Eagan stated.

Jonathan and I stared at Eagan.

"What!?" Jonathan shouted in shock at the words that just came out of her mouth.

Unlike Jonathan, I found this statement rather humorous.

"Eren and Eagan!" I sang loudly.
"Sitting in a tree!
F-U-C-K-I-N-"

"Please stop," Jonathan interrupted.

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"So let me get a thing straight," I stated. "So the big-ass titan made a big-ass hole in the big-ass wall. And Eren here, can apparently turn into a big-ass titan and has to plug the big-ass hole in the big-ass wall with a big-ass rock?"

Jonathan nodded. "Pretty much."

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"So your plan is to sneak into the Survey Corps on a cargo wagon," Jonathan summarized.

"Yep," I said.

"That's insane! We could probably just get on the wagon and we'll be fine," Jonathan said a little too loudly.

"Shut up," I whispered at him. "Quick, to the cargo wagons."

"What if someone catches us?" Jonathan asked.

I rolled my eyes. "No one's going to catch us-"

"Del?" Said a voice from behind me.

"Fuck," I stated. I had to think quick. What should I do or say that doesn't make this situation not seem as shady?

Instantly, I turned around and knocked the bitch out. So much for not making the situation seem shady.

"Del!" Jonathan whispered angrily.

I looked down. It turns out I knocked Armin out. My bad.

"If we get caught, we are going to be severely punished," Jonathan said. "Not only for sneaking in, but for knocking someone out, too."

"Relax," I scoffed. "Just drag his body into the wagon and don't say anything."

At this point, I could tell that Jonathan was completely done with my shit. So, he did whatever I said and hoped for the best.

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"So where are you from?" Reiner asked.

"Does where I come from even matter anymore?" I replied.

"Do you like answering questions with questions?" Reiner asked.

I was getting quite annoyed with these questions so Reiner suffered the same fate as Jean. Out the wagon he went.

"Reiner!" Bertolt shouted. He looked more than worried. He looked like he was about to cry.

Again, they had to call for the wagon to stop so they could retrieve the big man who was tossed out the wagon.

"Dammit, that was the second time I was beaten up by a girl," he said as he sat back down on the wagon.

"Good," I scoffed.

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"Clean it all he said." I mimicked Levi, "'What is this, a speck of dust? Clean it all again!'"

"We can't do much about it," Armin said. "I mean, the last thing I want to do is face the wrath of that man."

"Hah! The corporal probably won't hate you as much as he is going to hate Del. I mean, she is like the anus of rich-ass people," Jean laughed.

I felt my eye twitch. "Excuse you, horse face."

"With that attitude, no one will even want to be around you," he smirked.

"Good," I spat. "I rather not deal with any arrogant bastards like you-" I glanced out the window. "That is one fat bird."

"Really, where?" Jean leaned on the open window to look around.
As soon as he did that, I lifted him up and tossed him outside. Luckily, we were on the first floor so he rolled out and landed into a bush.

"What the hell!" He shouted.

The instant he stood up, I closed the window and locked it. "Oops," I mouthed before walking away.

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AN:

Once again, I want to thank everyone who stuck by this fic and read it. Even if you didn't like it, thanks for sticking by it, (and I'm insanely sorry! I promise my writing skill has went up by at least two points or something.)

So yeah! To talk you reader-chans. I love you more than I could ever promise [ song reference ;) ],
and thank you for reading my very first (and last) OC fan fiction.

~Avalon