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Kuroo x Reader : bodyguard

// mafia au; teehee this is the first in the longest time I put an au topic title thingy, it's because I want you guys to figure it out as we go, but this one you need to know the topic; l/n is ur paps or idk whoever lol //

"20 mil. Take it or leave it." L/n said demandingly. Kuroo scuffed. "Is this what the L/n family is like? You are poor!"Kuroo shouted and threw the 20 mil on the table. "Sir! I'm taking him ou-" a bodyguard shouted. "No," L/n raised his arm by the bodyguard. "160 mil." L/n dumped the suitcase on the table. "That's what I'm talking about." Kuroo grabs the suitcase with his gloves. "Mhm. I'm counting on you to accompany my daughter." L/n said. "I suppose she's 5?" He asked. "Well... 12! Get here!" L/n called one of the bodyguards. "Call Y/n." He said. Kuroo sat there waiting for Y/n, sipping his whiskey.

"Papa! Why is he taking me! I was in the middle of the shooting range!" Y/n shouted and struggled. "Oh baby, papa got you a bodyguard!" L/n hugged you. "She's a teenager?" Kuroo asked  L/n. "Yes. Now you two go and stay in Y/n's room." L/n ushered you two. "Why do I have a bodyguard? Papa, I'm a grown independent woman! I don't need a bodyguard for goodness sake!" Y/n shouted. "Oh darling, you'll forgive me sooner or later." L/n pitied you.

As you, struggled in an attempt to escape the arms of your bodyguard, you arrived in your room you sat down in the corner. "Hey you, what your name?" You asked the black-haired boy. "Kuroo Tetsuro. What do you want ya big baby?" He asked you. "Look away asshole." You flipped him off. "Why is that?" He asked you. "I'm going to change," You said taking off your shirt. "Now look away." You continued to remove your garments while Kuroo looked away. He blushed and whatnot, but you were miserable. You cried your eyes you did not see the light of day. Meaning, you never get to go outside.

"Kid, you done?" Kuroo asked. "No." You firmly said. Kuroo turned around to see you facing the corner hugging your knees. "Why are you being a brat? Your daddy or pops or whatever got you a bodyguard! You have anything and everything!" Kuroo pointed towards your mounds of clothes as well as your mountain of gadgets. "What makes you say that! You've been rude to me ever since! You barely know me," You shouted at him as you revealed your red puffy eyes and snot-filled nose. "I've been in these walls for my whole life! I never went to the beach, I never had friends, and I don't have fun in these damn walls! You don't know!" You shouted some more as he just sat on your bed. "Kid, I'm just saying if I had this I would never complain. Anyways, want a sandwich?" He asked you trying to cheer you up. "No." You looked back at your knees and had an idea.

I'm sneaking out.

Kuroo left the room and you stood up. Grabbed your bag and essentials, wore a flashy outfit and a wig. "Good to go," you swung your backpack on your shoulder. "Nearest club here we go." You jumped out of your window, luckily you landed on some grass and a bush. Still, though, it hurt. You ran and climbed the gates. You quickly went to somebody else's backyard but like it's okay. You put on your wig and removed your jacket to reveal your flashy outfit. "There!" You squealed. From there you took a bus towards a club. "Let's partay."

"Mhmmm..they have good prosciutto here. And truffle salt!" Kuroo hummed while he made his master sandwich. He placed the sandwich in the oven for fifteen minutes. He waited and lounged around. Ding! The oven rang. He checked the sandwich; it was burnt. "I was never a good cook...time to make another one!" Kuroo examined the black toast and threw it out. He made the same next sandwich and placed it for two minutes. It dinged once more and it was perfect and melty on the inside! "Perfect." He took the plate and went back to your room. To his surprise,

You were gone.

"Ah for fuc-" Kuroo rummaged looking for a phone to call your dad. He did and reported. As reacted, "daddy" got mad. "Send all forces now!" He shouted through the phone. "God! Kuroo! We're you the one who was using the oven! For god's sake, your job is to look after her! You are a world-renowned assassin!" He shouted once more. "Kay Kay, I'll just look for her." He said about to hang up. "Be back by dawn!" Those were the last word Kuroo was able to hear. "damn you kid."

Meanwhile;

Y/n made her way into the club, fixed herself up. "Alright! Let's dance!" She made her way to the dance floor. Smelled like sweat-filled panties and alcohol. She got pushed by the crowd to a corner where she awkwardly stood her stance. "Are you lost, princess?" A gray-haired looking guy in a fresh white suit made your way with some champagne. "Oh, a little. Are you familiar with these types of things cause... I'm not really." You rubbed the back of your neck. "Lev Haiba, nice to meet you, princess." He placed down his glass of champagne. "Dance with me." He said. You nodded and danced with him. As you were dancing, a name popped up. It all went back to that time.

You sat with papa on his big desk and you were just little. He was speaking to one of your hitmen and he said; "Stay away from the Haiba's! They're weirdos!" He shouted.

It all came back. Haiba, Haiba, Haiba. You turned pale for a moment because you also remembered that he threatened that they would kill papa. After all, he owed them some cash.

"You good Angel-face?" He asked you. "Oh yeah, I'm not used to big crowds like this! Hehe." You said nervously. "Oh okay, let's go chat on the side, how's that sound?" He took your hand and went to the red sofa couches while the bartender served drinks.

"You forgot to introduce yourself! If Didn't ask, I would've gone full Prince Charming and search this whole city for someone who and the same shoe size as you!" He laughed. While he laughed you had to make a fake name. "Oh! My name is Maria Kazumi! Nice to meet you! Well, I can say, you are quite charming already." You flirted. "Maria, Maria! I might be addicted to you!" He said back.

The doors busted open. Everyone paused, lev looked back. It was Kuroo, your stubborn bodyguard. "L/n Y/n! Come here immediately!" He checked and pushed every single individual dancing at the party. "It smells like wet briefs and feet." He whispered under his breath. You looked everywhere for a hiding place but there was nowhere to run. "..an/a l/n. Are you a fuc*ing L/n?" Lev looked at you with menacing eyes. You were trembling. Time to pull out the big baby.

your taser gun

"Woah, chill out. I'm just mad you're a/an l/n. I will find you and," before he could finish his sentence Kuroo grabbed you by the waist and took you out. He placed you in the car, double wrapped in a seat belt.

"What the hell were you thinking. I cannot believe you. On my first day, I get a damn lower salary! Do you think this is fun! Chasing you around like a goose! No you-you dummy!" Kuroo shouted at you while you cried. "I'm getting McDonald's since you disturbed me during my sandwich break." He turned left and headed in the McDonald's drive-through. "One Big Mac and fries, y/n?" He asked you in his regular tone. "Chicken n-nuggets" You sniffled your snot back inside. "Make that a happy meal." He whispered. "Okay, that's all! See you at the next counter!" The waiter said.
He drives through the next window got the goods and drove to a parking lot.

"Kid, I got you a happy meal. Stop crying. I don't know who this character is but okay." He took the toy out of the plastic and got your chicken nuggets. You got the bag of food and a toy and smiled. "Are," you giggled. "Are you my dad?" You asked him. "Oh just get your nuggets." He looked out of the window and smiled. "I like this toy, it's cute. Oh and I'm not crying because I got caught, well because I angered a Haiba." You took a bite of your chicken nugget and looked at his expression turn from "oh she's so cute" to "omfg this girl is unbelievable."

Hey hey hey! I was experimenting and got an idea, this was remade so many times but anyway hope you enjoyed it! Would you like a part two with some more Kuroo action 👀???
As always! Bye lovelies

Kishiko out!