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A Small Problem [Formaggio]

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Requested by: Fazfuck

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At first Formaggio thought that it would be a great idea to sneak into your room while you were gone. Usually, the man was relaxed, seemingly nothing could faze him. And after begging his other teammates for a few days now, he wasn't going to back down from the dare right now.

"Come on, Illuso, please!" Formaggio pleaded, sounding almost disparate. "Please, I already made Melone agree! And he got Ghaccio too. Please! It'll be fun." He extended his hands towards Illuso in a pleading manner. He was already on his knees in front of the mirror man.

"The team hasn't had a game night in forever. Only you are on Risotto's good side after the last mission! And if Risotto joins then Prosciutto will too-"

Illuso sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. Formaggio's whining was getting annoying at this moment. He hasn't left Illuso alone for almost the whole day now.

"What about (Y/N)? Isn't she on a mission? I thought you liked her, but you still want to play without h-"

"Shuushh!" Formaggio jumped up, covering Illuso's mouth with his hands. "Shush! Where did you even hear about this nonsense?" the cheese man chuckled nervously. He had no idea how his teammate has caught up on his deepest secret. He was truly scared at this fact.

He has liked the female member of La Squadra from the very moment she walked into their headquarters. And Formaggio always thought that relationships in the mafia were a bad, risky thing. So, he had decided to keep his little crush all to himself. For now, he thought his little crush was kept as a good secret, no one even suspecting anything. Unknown to him, every member (even you) knew about it. It was just too obvious.

About a month ago Melone had told you about Formaggio. Of course, you were furious. Melone told you – instead of Formaggio. It wasn't right! It should've been the cheese man, not Melone! Clearly, you were relived that Formaggio felt the same way towards you, like you felt about him. But you were disappointed that it was this way you found out about it.

So, you came up with a plan – you would act just like before with the little exception that you'd give little sneaky hints you liked him. Like little flirts towards him. But the poor man was too dumb to realize that. Your little game was driving him insane! He didn't know what to think – were you playing? Were you serious? It was so confusing for him!

Either way, Formaggio was surprised that Illuso knew.

Illuso let out another sigh and removed his friend's hands from his face.

"Fine, I'll speak to Nero."

Almost half an hour later everyone was at around the common room, much to Formaggio's pleasure. It has been quite some time since they'd played poker together and most were out of practice. That still didn't stop them from betting stuff. Formaggio lost. Ghiaccio was the most annoyed by the fact that he was forced to play with the others, so he was the most eager to get it back at Formaggio.

"You'll sneak into (Y/N)-" Ghiaccio started.

"Wait, wait- ice gnome you can't-"

"SHUT UP CHEESE QUEEN! Ahem- as I was saying- you'll sneak into her room, take her panties and return to show us you actually did it."

Melone giggled, propping his elbows on his knees and placing his chin in his palms. "And you keep saying I'm perverted."

That brings us to now, Formaggio sneaking around your room. He isn't going to lie – his dream of being in your room has came true. It was wonderful to see all your stuff up close. The man was ecstatic to look through your clothes and pictures; the whole room smelled like you and it was messing with his mind. Remembering what he was here for, he sneaked towards your wardrobe. He opened the cabinets, looking through them until-

"Oh hi, (Y/N)." he heard Illuso from the common area.

Immediately he panicked – what was he going to do now? He can't possibly be caught here right now! you were going to be furious! He heard you approach the room, which sent him in even bigger panic. He saw the doorknob twist. The man cursed underneath his breath and took out his stand. Soon later he landed in your cabinet in a much smaller form.

And just in time.

You walked into your room, tired out of your mind. The mission was a success but it had drained you from all your power. The boys were in the common area doing something. Melone had even invited you to do it with them, but you were beyond tired to even try. You flopped down onto your bed with a huff. It was disappointing to not see Formaggio anywhere.

"I needed to talk with him." You let out a huff. It was a long day. And this morning you'd decided to approach Formaggio. You saw he wasn't going to do the first step anytime soon so you had to take everything in your hands. But you couldn't see him anywhere in the common area and you were currently too tired to check elsewhere.

"Ugh, why do you have to be so dumb Formaggio!" you whimpered out in frustration. But from inside your cabinet the man almost shrieked from the mention of his name. For a second, he thought he was found out. But now he was just curious.

His thoughts came to a stop once he heard you get up from your bed. The man felt panic catch onto him again. His face burst into colors when he heard something drop to the floor. It was obvious to him that you were undressing yourself. For a few seconds his thoughts traveled to your naked form. How you'd look without anything on. How you'd look below him.

He froze when he felt the cabinet move. You peered inside, clearly searching for something. Formaggio cursed underneath his breath once again for his inability to move. It'd be suicide to try and hide now – you'd notice it. Damn it! If he wasn't so caught up in his thoughts, he wouldn't be in this position right now!

Then your eyes landed on the small man in your cabinet. For a few seconds you two stared into each other. Then you let out a shriek, stumbling back and falling onto your bottom. Formaggio let out a shout as well, turning his usual size in the process. His eyes landed onto your fully naked form on the ground, struggling to find something to cover yourself with.

"What are you doing here!" you shouted at him, throwing a few random objects at the red man.

The man listened to both of you scream. A smirk spread across Ghiaccio's lips.