How I Met Him (A Spideypool Fanfiction)

Chapter 3~ Wade

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Chapter 3~ Wade

I watched Spider-Man as he swung away. Damn, did he just said yes?
We are going to meet again...

For some reason that made me really happy. I didn't even know him for 6 hours but I was already excited to see him again.
There was something different about him, though...

~~~~~~~the next evening~~~~~~~~

I looked around to see if Spider-Man was already here.
>He isn't here yet, just sit down already<
'Yeah, yeah, alright'

I walked to the edge of the roof and sat down.
'When will he be here?'
[if he's gonna come]
'Of course he is'
>we're not completely sure<
'I was until you started talking'
[well... That's our job, right?]
>sure thing<

I stood up and hit my head against a wall, to shut the two up, when I heard a voice behind me.

"You know, normal people don't do that."
I smiled. That voice could only be...

"Spider-Man! How nice of you to join the party!" I said as I turned to face him.
"I just had to make the boxes shut up, the two seem like a married couple."

Spider-Man laughed. "Maybe they are, We don't know for sure!"

God he was funny. He had such a nice voice, too.
If I could just see his face.
Or at least get to know his name... Maybe his age?
That'd be nice, seeing I'm thinking about him so much.
I am a lot, but not a pedophile.

"Uhm, Deadpool? Hello?"
I snapped back to reality, as I saw Spidey wave his hand in front of my face.

"Hey, you know, the other night..." I started.
"Yeah? What 'bout it?" He asked.
"You said names were coming tomorrow. And since today is tomorrow, I thought you might wanted to tell me your name?"
I said as we sat down on the edge of the roof.

"Ah, right, I told you that. You can know my name. Just don't tell anyone. What's the point of having a secret identity if it's not so secret anymore? I might just swing around without a mask" he said.

"If I'm telling you my name, I want to know yours too"
"Yeah, of course! That seems fair" I replied.

"My name is Wade. Wade Wilson"
"Surnames too? Oh, that makes it a bit more... Obvious. Who I am, ya' know" he said.

'Good going idiot, now he won't tell his name anymore!'
"You can just tell me your first name, that's fine" I said quickly. "I just have a habit of introducing myself with my surname too"
>Nice save<

"Peter. Nice to meet you Wade"
"Nice to meet you too Peter!
But you sure? I can't know your surname?"
"Fine. It's Parker. Peter Parker. You can whine a lot, know that?" He laughed.
"Tell me about it" I said.

"I do have to go by now. Tomorrow, same roof?" I asked.
"You got a deal" he said.
"Cool" and with that, I zapped home.

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A short chapter, i know! The lengths of my chapters are just very different, since I just have a scene in mind which is going to be a chapter. I have really weird writing habits, clearly.
Welp, see ya next week!
-Moon