Incorrect qoutes #4

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Alex : once I had a crush on someone but  I didn't know how to express my feeling so I wrote them a note that said  "get out of  my fucking school"

Williewait.. THAT WAS YOU??

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Julie: *falls downstairs *

Luke : *catches her * I think that you just

Luke:.....

Luke: .....

Luke: fell for me

Julie : put me down

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Alex :  I forbid you from taking another  step down these stairs

Reggie: okay

Reggie : *jumps out the window *

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Reggie : *chokes on something *

Luke : "jeez reg don't die on me "

Reggie : "don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want !"

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Luke : *coming out of the shower *
Alex : "finally ....I can brush my teeth "
Luke : "brushing your your teeth is the only time you can clear your skeleton "

Alex : "....thanks I needed that weird out of blue fact today "

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Reggie : it finally happened

Reggie : after living here 11 years , my neighbors finally caught me outside  and introduced themselves

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Alex : "get down from there !"

Reggie : * up in something * No way !"

Alex:" I'm going to call the police "

Reggie: " go head , I'll fight them !"

Alex: "I have cookies "

Reggie:* gets down and grabs cookies * I totally would have fought them "

Alex:" I know you would "

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Luke : "how do you do it ? "

Julie : "how do I do what ? "

Luke : "pretend that you are okay "

Julie: "I am not pretending "

Luke: "yes you are, every single day and it breaks my heart ."

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*Julie and Luke are in the kitchen . Julie is a small muffin , Luke is slightly taller .*

Julie : *struggling to retrieve items from the top shelf *

Luke: do you need me to get it for you ?

Julie: *gasps * HOW DARE INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED !

Luke: *laughs* ...okay then

Julie (moments later...)  : *defeated sigh * help meeee !

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Alex : *staring deadpan into the camera with a microphone in hand *and here , you can see the endangered Julie in their natural habitat

Julie :*falls down the stairs , spilling their cereal everywhere *

Alex:Natural selection is coming for this specimen

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