Incorrect qoute # 10 : for the holidays

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*alex and Luke fighting *

Reggie : can I get a waffle ?

*Alex's trows a pan at Luke and throws it back *

Reggie :CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE ?!

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Alex : where going to be late for school

Reggie : bruh chill , I don't why you in a big time rush

* big time rush theme song plays *

Alex : *face palms *

Reggie : *smirks and winks *

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Alex : I should have left you on that street corner where I saw you standing

Reggie : but you didn't *bops nose *

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Luke : hey Alex , what are you doing here ?

Alex : this is where I come to cry

Luke : what ?

Alex : I said this where I come to be a cool guy .

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Reggie : I never know what to say at funerals .

Julie : just say " I am sorry for your loss " , then move on

Reggie : ( at a funeral ) sorry for your loss ,now move on

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Luke : Alex , Relax , go get a beer

Alex : I don't want a beer -

Luke : who said it was for you ?

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Caleb : wow , once again , I am under attack simply Becuase i have taken the lives of thousands of people . How inconsiderate of you .

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Flynn : I am not a people person

Flynn : I am barely a person

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Carrie : I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room .

Julie : screw that , I'm not kissing any of you .

[ Luke walks in ]

Julie : fine , I'll do it , rules are rules you know .

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Alex : such beautiful scenery ... silence ...only you and me

Alex : you really are that romantic , huh

Willie : ... we're on a chairlift .

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*alex a sleep on couch peacefully *

Reggie : *shoots a gun *

Alex :* falls off couch * THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU

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