Incorrect qoutes #1

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This just for fun I post next one shot soon I just wanted to give a break with these funny incorrect quotes so enjoy lovelies 😘
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Reggie : " you scream like a girl "

Alex: " I do NOT scream like a girl"

Reggie : " well you sure did a high pitched scream "

Alex : " I did not scream "

Reggie : " oh ya , so what did you do ?

Alex: " that was merely me trying not to have a heart attack with a little  dignity "

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911: hello 911 , what's your emergency ?"

Julie : yes, my friend Luke has fainted and is bleeding

911: an ambulance is on its way, what were the events leading up to this ?

Julie :..... *mumbling *

911: sorry , could please repeat that ?

Julie : ... I put on a maids dress

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Luke: I'm the most responsible one of this group

Alex: you literally just set the kitchen on fire

Luke : yes and I take responsibility for that

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Luke: " throws flowers at Julie "

Julie : "why ? "

Luke: "cause I love you "

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*julie  and Luke fighting over something stupid *

Luke : Y' KNOW WHAT ? SINCE WE'RE JUST GETTING ALL OUT OF THIS STUFF IN THE OPEN
marry me ?

Julie : " YE- wait , What . We're just fighting over who turn it was to feed the cat and you ask me to marry you ?

Luke :.....

Luke : yeah

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Alex: so , this may come as a surprise but Willie and I are dating as of yesterday !

Reggie :damn , I owe Luke 20 bucks .... you guys couldn't have waited 1 week ?

Willie : sorry , what now ?

Lukeyou just earned me 20 bucks is what , so thank you

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