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Parental Argument

Kokichis pov

I chuckled to myself as I listened to my husband and wife arguing. What were they arguing about you may ask?

Well our youngest daughter Evelyn came up to kiibo asking for a cookie. So he took her to the kitchen and reached in the cookie jar. As soon as he did that miu yelled.

"don't give her a cookie"

Kiibo immediately froze. Instead of getting upset however Evelyn turned to him and said.

"daddy I thought you were the man of the house"

So Kiibo turned around and yelled "what do you mean she can't have a darn cookie!"

And the two of them have been yelling at each other ever since all while Evelyn munched on a cookie she took when they weren't looking.

I smiled to myself knowing I've raised a manipulative monster.