Sanders Sides Oneshots [REQUESTS OPEN]

Classic Iceland/Greenland [Prinxiety]

"Aha! Powerful hero, I have finally trapped you in a place where your powers are rendered useless!" Virgil cried dramatically, feeling a little ridiculous. Normally, he wouldn't go so all out for a mere hero defeat, but this Princey was really starting to get on his nerves. He'd been in a feud with this hero for all of two days, and he was pissing Virgil off. Mostly because he'd finally met someone who was a match for him in all ways, including witty banter. And witty banter was Virgil's thing, goddammit!

"Huh?" Roman said in a confused tone. He glanced around the aquarium, looking for where some sort of fire might be, or maybe a heated spa. "My powers? You mean my water-based powers that are most powerful in a place surrounded by water? You mean those powers?" Roman asked, his tone edging into teasing territory as he realized what a rookie mistake the Emo had made. He'd fallen for the classic Iceland/Greenland trick, one Roman only used because of its practicality.

"What?! But you wear gold and orange themed clothes! Fire-power clothes! You look like Guy Fieri." Virgil spluttered, walking towards Princey from where he had been in the shadows of one of the many water-filled aquarium tanks. He put a hand on his hip, growing annoyed with this pompous hero. He had on a long black cape, a purple undershirt, and black leggings, along with a black mask that obscured half his face. Princey laughed and Virgil snarled.

"Sorry to disappoint, Emo," Roman said, smirking as he sketched a bow. "But I wear red, gold, and orange themed clothes because they match my complexion the best. I have such an autumnal skin tone, you know? I'm really a water-powered superhero. A pity too, I was looking forward to seeing the sharks." Roman sighed, glancing around the aquarium, which was empty of people, aside from them of course.

"Oh my god, I hate you so much. Whatever, I'm so not in the mood to defeat you now, see you later, Princey." Virgil half-growled and began to stalk away, surprised when he felt Princey grab his arm. He turned, once again surprised to be met with a pouty expression coming from the hero himself. Well, as far as Virgil could tell it was pouty, anyway. There was a crown-like mask obscuring half the male's face, just like Virgil's.

"C'mon, you cleared the aquarium and we have so much free time! The majority of my time is spent protecting the citizens from you, y'know? Come see the sharks with me~" Roman offered with a cocky half-smile, releasing the alleged villain's arm. The Emo scoffed but turned around, motioning for Roman to lead the way. Roman smiled to himself giddily and began to lead the way to the sharks, stopping along the way at the other displays. He was able to dazzle his villainous counterpart with all of his sea-based facts, causing a smile to alight on the Emo's face now and again.