Chapter 34. Story time

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"Why the hell did you drag me here girl? I know I'm irresistible but still, you can't do that to me it's rude" dramatic much...

"I swear the god if you don't shut the fuck up I will slice your neck," I said full nerves. "Then why did you drag me here or to kill me. If it's to kill me you can't Anna will for sure kill you before you even think of killing me" does he ever stop talking?

"That's why you are here to give her and the other tall dude some space" I tried to say as calmly as possible.

"We haven't been introduced properly, I'm Kim Katrina the rest calls me Kate and so can you" I extended my hand for a handshake which he accepted.

"I'm Choi Soobin the rest called me Soobin expect Anna who calls me Binnie since we were kids" this dude is cute it fixes his trash overreactions.

"What do you think are they talking about?" he asked me. "Which ones the old couple, the giants, the fluff, the halfway there boyfriends, or these two who are blind and don't see what's in front of their faces?" now that I count this team has too many couples...WHY AM I STILL SINGEL?

"Too many couples I see..." even Soobin has spent a long time with Anna. "Welp 11 years of friendship so but she is still better at reading minds I only read faces" I should stop thinking.

"ARE YOU EAVESDROPPING MISTER CHOI AND MISS KIM?" why am I not surprised she knew we were listening. "SORRY" I yelled back at her.

"Worst way to come out of the pantry?" okay I didn't get it and Niki too "ha...ha...ha...game on words because I'm pansexual hah" Anna wasn't having it, man this really is one evening. 

"They are coming!" Niki whisper - yelled to us. The four of us got in positions so we could see how they are.

All the before-mentioned couples are now in the living room. It looks like they had sorted out their mess and are better now. This makes me happy to see all of my friends happy. It makes me smile seeing them smile.

"So how are you now boys?" we all looked at the couples. They smiled and answered Niki's question with wide smiles. "We are okay now Niki don't worry. A little argument won't break any of us apart" Seonghwa looked so happy while saying this.

"This better be true or not only will your relationships be torn apart but also your body parts" you know when they say the shorter ones are the scariest well here Anna is the shortest in conclusion we fear her.

"Someone come collect your girlfriend" San yelled as if another person was around here. "Wooyoung I always kept you and Yunho safe to not become hoes but now please release your inner whore and discipline San a little. NOT YOU YUNHO!" San and Mingi looked at their boyfriends "BECOME HOES?" 

They both asked at the same time "Ah what a beautiful story. Please sit I will educate you my children" this girl means business.

We all sited on the floor while Anna was on the couch. This looks like a typical grandma and grandchildren scene in movies.

"So long ago something like two or three years ago half of the team a.k.a Me, Wooyoung and Yunho loved going to parties while the rest looked after us when we would get drunk as hell which was near all the time, we couldn't go home like that so we stayed at their houses."

Really they had this side in themselves? I couldn't tell.

"Like every human being when we get drunk we don't know what we do. Luckily for me when I get drunk I can't control my bottom parts a.k.a my legs. My brain will work not perfectly but enough work to get our asses out of the club without any damage."

After she said without any damage Yunho and Wooyoung cracked up and even the old team didn't understand why.

"What's so funny?" Yeosang asked, "Anna was there any damage?" Seonghwa asked looking at the trio. "Should we tell them?" Yunho asked laughing like crazy "It's a very funny story we should" Wooyoung confirmed and so Anna continued.

"Forget the part when I said there was no damage. I now remember even how this tradition started. So at first, it was only a joke but we didn't stop there. When those two hoes would go to the room with this random ass dude we made sure it was never both of them at the same time. If Wooyoung was the one who would go I would go after him while Yunho would go to pay and get the car open." she stopped for a second and laughed again with the two boys we are speaking of.

"I would look from the doorknob and listen carefully for the right moment. You are asking what was the right moment. The right moment my darlings is when we leave that dude on a climax." 

This time she cracked up with the faces the others made. "ON A WHAT?!" we all asked the trio.

"It doesn't stop here." Wooyoung said then Yunho added "Tell them that one moment" 

"Ah yes, that moment. Once when it was Yunho doing it we changed the roles one time so Wooyoung was supposed to stop them but that bitch didn't stick to the plan. What is worse Yunho was drunk as fuck. I was looking at the clock on my phone and it was late so I ran to find them. I saw Wooyoung cracking up." 

They keep living us in a panic because they keep laughing. Man, this is the funniest shit I have ever heard.

"When I looked in the room this bottom hoe had taken the lead. Who said two bottoms don't make a top should exclude Jeong Yunho. I laughed with Wooyoung and when Yunho heard us laughing like hyenas he came out, send some flying kisses to the poor boy tied to the bed, and left with us."

I couldn't control my laughter anymore. The only people laughing were me, the hoes, Soobin, and the fluff couple.

"This is some quality humor" Soobin was wheezing while saying this simple sentence.

"I remember Wooyoung trying to do the same once," said Yunho "What happened?" this was Yeosang asking. "He nailed it it was an epic scene too bad you missed it." Yunho was remembering the scene.

"Should we tell them about how we call it the 'Anna situation'?" those two gave her a look that screamed 'get ready to open your grave of humiliation'.

"That is a time we don't talk about and we know why" now we are curious. "Noooo really how bad could this be please tell us more" Niki had this sarcastic tone in his voice. "Nope we don't talk about it," the hoe trio said in union cracking while remembering it.

"You for sure have had a wild past," said Mingi looking at his boyfriend "No Shit Sherlock you think so" Anna has no chill for god's sake.

"Emphasise the word WILED," said San and looked at Wooyoung then brought Wooyoung closer.

"Why did you stop this kind of lifestyle?" I got curious so I asked. They didn't answer they just looked at each other. "For real why did we stop?" Yunho asked looking at Wooyoung "How did we stop in the first place?" Wooyoung shot the question to Anna who was comfuseled.

"Maybe you grew up and understood it is stupid?" Seonghwa tried to prove a point. They looked at each other then again a Seonghwa "Nahhhh" they said at the same time.

"How did you become such a mom in this group then you were so not motherly in the past." Niki asked, "How come you are here when you were part of the enemy team in the past?" even I wouldn't be able to answer that.

"WAITTTT now it hit me," Anna said sitting straight on the couch.

"That what you did in the past was stupid and irresponsible?" Homgjoong looked at her with that 'am I correct face'.

"No not that one!" 

"Then what Einstein" Hongjoong was the one to ask again.

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