Being a Princess is some heavy shit. Princesses do NOT use profanity. Princesses do NOT get drunk. Princesses do NOT try to commit homicide. Princesses do NOT threaten others. Princesses do NOT act on sexual thoughts. ... Well shit. But Princesses do NOT get kidnapped and dragged across the Realm by some unbelievably sexy Knight, while assassins try to impale them in the face with knives. ... But I was never good at following rules.
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