I bit down on my cheek as we marched towards the throne room in order to 'apologize' to Father and the other royals that we had offended.
My thing is that if they are going to marry us, they might as well get use to it, or just keep us locked away at the top of the castle.
Being a Princess is just so much fun.
The guards were all giving us sad looks as we dragged ourselves to the room, "cheer up fellas, at least with us gone your jobs will be much easier" I tried to joke. They all just gave me sad looks, "Or you could give me one of your swords and watch me make Prince Dickwand shit himself?" I stated, they laughed at that one.
They shoved open the doors and there our party stood. Father was sitting on his large ass chair. Ronald and his father were standing to the right of it. King Hardwin and Prince Khon were standing to the left.
I peered behind Dad and saw Darren standing behind him his face neutral as he acted as though the love of his life wasn't about to be sold off for land and bragging rights.
Looking at the asshats in front of me, I realized something. Andrea was the only winner in this whole situation.
Khon looked like a greek war God sent to make women trip out of their panties. Jesus.
I leaned over towards Andrea who seemed just as hypnotized by her new fiancé as well, "why did you flip a table again?" I asked confused taking in her gorgeous prize.
"I can't seem to remember now", she stated as she drooled.
I raised my hand slightly, Dad's eyes cut to me like a knife, "Amara?" he asked.
"Can I get Andrea's fiancé? He's hotter" I stated.
Andrea's mouth popped open in shock as Aria bent over to hide her smile, Father actually fell back into his chair like he couldn't believe I had said that. Khon smirked.
As he should.
Andrea didn't find it amusing as she kicked my leg out from underneath me, "Don't look at him!" she hissed at me.
Khon actually smiled.
I struggled to stand, "Come on trade me, damnit!" I yelled at her.
"Not in this life time" she rolled her eyes, we both looked over at Ronald who was practically shaking in anger.
I looked back to Dad, "Can I at least marry King Curso?" I pouted.
Dad slammed his fist down, making everyone freeze. "AMARA!" I winced.
"FINE! I'm sorry! Okay? I'm sorry Ron that I tackled you and tried to my best ability to kill you, with no such luck. I'm sorry King Curso for the inappropriate, yet completely true sexual references I've made in the past, present, and will no doubt make in the furture about you. I'm sorry King Hardwin ... actually I don't think I did anything to you ... yet. And I'm sorry Prince Khon, sorry I can't be your wife, and that my sister gets all the good ones" I looked over at everyone who seemed amused except for Ronald and Dad, of course.
"Amara what am I to do with you?" he stated like I was aging him as we speak.
"Honestly you should probably keep me by your side, you're selling all your kids off, you should probably keep at least one to take care of you in your old age, besides whats a third princess good for anyway? Did you tell them how many wars I nearly started last year? They don't want me, I need to be watch or I could go with Andrea and learn how to be a great person with her and Khon" I winked at Khon whos lips twitched slightly, but his eyes seemed to be trained on Andrea.
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Princess Amara
General FictionBeing a Princess is some heavy shit. Princesses do NOT use profanity. Princesses do NOT get drunk. Princesses do NOT try to commit homicide. Princesses do NOT threaten others. Princesses do NOT act on sexual thoughts. ... Well shit. But Princ...