Kittie Tales

Me, an extremely friendly, fun loving, good looking, incredibly humorous being, Check..

My girl, an average enough, beautiful enough, funny, outspoken, 'okayish' African-Latina female with an annoying enough sibling, Check..

My other girl, a pretty enough, rich, almost spoilt, outspoken, and free-spirited, French chick with a bad taste in male partners, Check..

A dream job that becomes a nightmare, Check..

The man whose name is 'boss', Check..

Oh crap!

Just go on and read the adventures of the two friends of man's second best friend from the perspective of man's second best friend..

But wait a second! Whoever made us man's second best friends when we're far more beneficial that those lowly woof-woofs?!

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EXCERPT

"I'm not sure you completely understand the situation you're in right now, Alessandra"

I heard the sounds before I saw it. The headlights of none other than an incoming train.

Phew!
In the very least, people will be around to call 911 if he whips out a gun to shoot me here, right now and kill me!

Hold on a second! Something still doesn't feel right..

Yes! That's an incoming train. Wheeled vehicles that travel on tracks!

Railway tracks!

And we're fucking on its way!

The realisation of my predicament dawned on me and slapped me hard in the face, for not realizing it sooner. I turned to David, horror-stricken.

"It's either work for me, willingly, or a fatal automobile accident. And if I'm having another bout of benevolence, your brother gets to join you on the other side too.."