Hi Hogwarts! I'm Dead!

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Parts 26
Time 8h 32m

Reads 45,747
Votes 934
Parts 26
Time 8h 32m

Magnus Chase and his friends have just finished saving the world a few times. Now, with the help of his cousin, the gods are sending them on yet another quest to retrieve a few powerful, magical items, which could potentially be disastrous in the wrong hands. 
    
    The type of people, or more specifically the place they are located, seems Hel bent on uncovering their secrets, while they work just as hard to find the items and get out, all while trying not to land themselves in detention. Hogwarts has a lot to throw at them. The question is how they'll react and if they're quick enough to do so without creating trouble.
    
    You might be asking, why don't the gods just go over there with their magic hammers and glowing eyes, and just ask nicely," Give us our stuff mortals or die!"? Well, ancient rules, gods are lazy, yada yada yada. Also, that wouldn't be NEarly as exciting, would it?
    
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    This is my first story, so I am truly sorry if it's a bit insecure and weird. Like, whenever I read a single paragraph of it I cringe; kind of like watching an adult you know dance in public. Or a sibling sing off key. You love them, but it's hard to watch sometimes. 
    Read, comment, and enjoy!
    
    **The cover art and memes that I use don't belong to me. Neither do the characters, they belong to their respective authors/ malicious creatorsAll Rights Reserved

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Magnus Chase and his friends have just finished saving the world a few times. Now, with the help of his cousin, the gods are sending them on yet another quest to retrieve a few powerful, magical items, which could potentially be disastrous in the wrong hands. 
    
    The type of people, or more specifically the place they are located, seems Hel bent on uncovering their secrets, while they work just as hard to find the items and get out, all while trying not to land themselves in detention. Hogwarts has a lot to throw at them. The question is how they'll react and if they're quick enough to do so without creating trouble.
    
    You might be asking, why don't the gods just go over there with their magic hammers and glowing eyes, and just ask nicely," Give us our stuff mortals or die!"? Well, ancient rules, gods are lazy, yada yada yada. Also, that wouldn't be NEarly as exciting, would it?
    
    ---
    
    This is my first story, so I am truly sorry if it's a bit insecure and weird. Like, whenever I read a single paragraph of it I cringe; kind of like watching an adult you know dance in public. Or a sibling sing off key. You love them, but it's hard to watch sometimes. 
    Read, comment, and enjoy!
    
    **The cover art and memes that I use don't belong to me. Neither do the characters, they belong to their respective authors/ malicious creators

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