Things we do for love

Chapter 14

"NO!" yelled Naruto.

"But Narut..." said Hiruzen before Naruto once again yelled no.

"NOT IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD! I am not going to play 'catch the Dora' again! That's not a mission!" yelled Naruto. A week had passed since Naruto had become genin, and the whole week they had done over 10 D-rank missions.

"Naruto! First of all, it's Tora, not Dora," said Hiruzen.

"Whatever," Naruto muttered.

"Naruto, it is necessary to explain you what missions are. Requests pour into the village every day..." rambled Hiruzen, and after a while, Naruto lost his interest.

"... So today will be miso ramen..." said Naruto to his teammates who paid no attention to Hiruzen.

"LISTEN!" yelled Hiruzen.

"Come on Jiji! I have done an A-rank mission and had a run-in with two S-rank Nukenins. I know an S-rank jutsu, along with many B-ranks and one or two A-ranks. Kakashi ni- sorry, Sensei is an ex-anbu, while Sasuke is at least as powerful as me if not more..." said Naruto before Sasuke interrupted him.

"Oye! Don't drag me in! I am in no way as powerful as you!" said Sasuke truthfully and angrily.

"As I was saying, as powerful as me and much more modest than me too. Sakura has such a nice chakra control. We are more than able to tackle a C-rank mission at least," said Naruto. When Hiruzen said nothing, Naruto continued to speak.

"You know how stealthy I am right?" asked Naruto.

"Naruto I am not doub-" said Hiruzen before Naruto interrupted him.

"I am not talking about that. Either give me a proper mission or increase the number of guards of your office because if I don't get a nice mission, I will burn all your and Kakashi Sensei's Icha Icha books," said Naruto, causing Hiruzen and Kakashi to turn pale.

"B-b-but w-what have I done?" asked Kakashi fearfully.

"Not supported me," said Naruto coldly. Meanwhile, Iruka, who handled the missions with Hokage, Sasuke, and Sakura were laughing their ass off.

"You know how well I can follow up my threats," said Naruto menacingly.

"YOU GET IT! Just stay away from my precious Icha Icha," yelled Hiruzen fearfully.

"Nice," said Naruto.

"I can't believe Naruto just threatened Hokage sama, and he did get threatened," said Sakura.

"Only Naruto can do such thing," said Iruka.

"Hn," said Sasuke.

"Back in the emo-mode, huh, Sasuke Kun?" asked Sakura with a sly grin. Sasuke's expression did not change, but his cheeks reddened.

"Anyways, I have got the perfect C-rank mission for you. You need to be a bodyguard of a person," said Hiruzen.

"Who is it? Is it the Fire lord, or a princess, or a rich merchant?" asked Sakura excitedly.

"No," said Hiruzen and Naruto at the same time.

"It can be a rich merchant, but not the fire lord or any princess as they would be considered a B-rank mission. But still, it's exciting to finally do a better mission," explained Naruto excitedly.

"Could you please come in?" asked Hiruzen. The door opened and an old drunk man entered with a bottle of beer in his hands, as an excited Naruto jumped up and down.

"What's this? I thought you would send more than a bunch of squirts with me. Especially the smallest one with idiotic face," said Tazuna as he came in. Naruto glared at him.