Child of Zeus: Northerners who are very proud of their area. "WHY YOU THINK THIS IS COLD -- "
Child of Hades: East Coast residents who honk their cars a lot and probably pay $4000 a month for rent.
Child of Poseidon: Florida men.
Child of Demeter: Canadians.
Child of Ares: Aggressive southern rednecks.
Child of Athena: Midwesterners who get snow, heat waves, tornadoes, and thunderstorms all in the span of a week without batting an eyelash.
Child of Apollo: Californians, but like, nice ones.
Child of Artemis: Aggressive northern rednecks.
Child of Hephaestus: People who live in places like Nebraska and Wyoming, which are collective figments of our imaginations.
Child of Aphrodite: West Coast residents who probably can name the entire Kardashian family.
Child of Hermes: Ohio men.
Child of Dionysus: Southerners who are very proud of their area. "WHY YOU THINK THIS IS HOT -- "
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Demigods As... (Vol. I)
FanfictionA book (based off Percy Jackson) about the twelve Olympians' children and how they would react in different situations, what they are in different scenarios, and the like.
