Demigods As Stereotypes vs. Real Life

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Zeus stereotype: Strong leader, very powerful, always wants to be in charge.
Zeus in real life: Would rather be microwaving mac and cheese than leading you right now.

Hades stereotype: Angsty, unfriendly, prefers night and solitude over anything else.
Hades in real life: Accepts hugs openly and does finger guns/peace signs all the time.

Poseidon stereotype: Brave, confident, always outspoken and unafraid.
Poseidon in real life: Trips over their sentences four times a second.

Demeter stereotype: Soft, gentle, dances through gardens like a fairy in their free time.
Demeter in real life: Will stab you unapologetically if they see you screwing with literally anything.

Ares stereotype: Brash, mean, always in the mood to fight.
Ares in real life: Mostly wants to go pet that cute dog they saw pass by on the sidewalk.

Athena stereotype: Has a plan for every situation and is constantly evaluating deep existential/philosophical things. 
Athena in real life: Is currently theorizing about how every Jackie Chan movie is connected.

Apollo stereotype: Sunshine and rainbows, never sad, probably gay.
Apollo in real life: Spouts dark humor out of nowhere and then laughs it off like nothing.

Artemis stereotype: Tomboy with anger issues and weaponry.
Artemis in real life: Enjoys getting dressed up as much as Aphrodite, as long they've got a knife in their pocket.

Hephaestus stereotype: Awkward, clumsy, doesn't get social interaction.
Hephaestus in real life: Has a fabulous sense of humor and can be very witty at times.

Aphrodite stereotype: Girly and shies away from getting dirty/actually fighting.
Aphrodite in real life: Can take you in a fight and not even break a sweat.

Hermes stereotype: Class clown, doesn't take anything seriously.
Hermes in real life: Can probably quote classic literature, but only in meme format.

Dionysus stereotype: Life of the party, kind of a mess.
Dionysus in real life: Actually has insecurities, but they know where all their things are, no matter how messy their room is.

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