Child of Zeus: "I'm on the roof right now. Why? I wanted to be, and no one stopped me. That's why."
Child of Hades: "you're making me wish I had coworkers to make fun of LONELYYYY I'M SO LONELYYYYY"
Child of Poseidon: "wait, a saxophone is a woodwind?!"
Child of Demeter: "I mean you are either a really good liar or you're just honest all the time. I can't tell lol"
Child of Ares: "Does that mean that throwing knives can be legally carried in schools, since the *blade* is only like an inch?"
Child of Athena: "She's not irritating, she's just her. Annoyance by existence."
Child of Apollo: "Renee Rapp could hurl me off a cliff into a pit legos and I would still thank her."
Child of Artemis: "My siblings are just my little minions. They do all my dirty work for me so I get away with it."
Child of Hephaestus: "I'm not emotionally ready to watch that show. I have to be prepared to fight tears, okay?"
Child of Aphrodite: "y'alllll i look like a cave troll at the moment"
Child of Hermes: "wait, no, don't kick me out. I have blackmail material on every person in this groupchat. You don't want to go there."
Child of Dionysus: *aggressive picture of a baby chicken* "THEODORE"
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Demigods As... (Vol. I)
FanfictionA book (based off Percy Jackson) about the twelve Olympians' children and how they would react in different situations, what they are in different scenarios, and the like.
