Demigods As... (Vol. I)

Demigods As The Princess Bride Quotes

Child of Zeus: "You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."
Alternatively: "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."

Child of Hades: "He's only mostly dead. There's a huge difference between being mostly dead and all dead."

Child of Poseidon: "Anybody want a peanut?"

Child of Demeter: "Bye, bye, boys, have fun storming the castle!" "Think they'll make it?" "It would take a miracle. Bye!"

Child of Ares: "I don't have a gate key." "Fezzik, rip his arms off." "Oh, you mean this gate key!"

Child of Athena: "I always think everything is a trap, which is why I'm still alive."
Alternatively: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Child of Apollo: "You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you."

Child of Artemis: "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

Child of Hephaestus: "Let me explain. ....No, there is too much. Let me sum up."

Child of Aphrodite: "Mawwage. The bwessed awwangement, the dweam wiffin a dweam. And wuv. Twue wuv!"
Alternatively: "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not sure I want to be that anymore!"

Child of Hermes: "I'd throw you the rope, but I don't think you'd accept my help, as I'm only waiting around to kill you." "That does put a damper on our relationship."

Child of Dionysus: "Inconceivable!"