Child of Zeus: "That was legitness."
Child of Hades: "You buckle down and do your work or you'll wind up at McDonald's." "We goin' to McDonald's if I don't do my work?!"
Child of Poseidon: "RoAd WoRk AhEaD? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!"
Child of Demeter: "Well, when life gives ya lemons—"
Child of Ares: "I have the power of God and anime on my side! Don't mess with me! AHHHHHHHH—"
Child of Athena: "When will you learn? When will you learn?!! ThAt YoUr AcTiOnS hAvE cOnSeQuEnCeS!!!!"
Child of Apollo: "Look, they have fre—fre sha vacado!"
Child of Artemis: "Uh, I'm not finished. Let's get started. First we need to—oh my god, can you let me do what I need to do!"
Child of Hephaestus: "You can't even tell which way the Quiznos is."
Child of Aphrodite: "Yasss, Travis. Make 'em wait for it, wait for it——boom."
Child of Hermes: "Hurricane Katrina! More like Hurricane Tortilla—"
Child of Dionysus: "Stopppp, I coulda dropped my croissant!"
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Demigods As... (Vol. I)
FanfictionA book (based off Percy Jackson) about the twelve Olympians' children and how they would react in different situations, what they are in different scenarios, and the like.
