Demigods As... (Vol. I)

Demigods As My Coworkers

Child of Zeus:
•Doesn't talk much
•He's a good worker, but kinda slow
•Actually very academically-focused
•Basketballll
•Might crack a deadpan joke once a shift, if you're lucky
•Hates Frank Sinatra
•Has a surprisingly good voice

Child of Hades:
•Oldest worker
•Completely, utterly, astronomically tired of life and you
•Cleans a lot
•Will glare at slackers
•She's really unintentionally funny
•"When I was that age..."
•Just really done with everything

Child of Poseidon:
•Ohhh boy.
•I mean, he's funny?
•Doesn't work very hard though.
•His conscience has been replaced with memes
•Bellows out random stuff at random times
•Loves Frank Sinatra
•Can't sing and should really stop trying

Child of Demeter:
•By far the kindest, sweetest, purest person at the shop
•Catches bugs and releases them instead of killing them
•Really good at cleaning
•My favorite coworker
•Stunning voice, not to mention her eyes
•Gets tipped a lot. Just because she's that sort of person.
•Widely admired for her constant positivity

Child of Ares:
•Wow she's tall
•No, seriously, she's so tall. Also has amazing dreads.
•Very loud. Blares equally loud music
•Regularly threatens to quit and leave us
•Would never follow through
•Quite popular at the shop
•Calls people "Big Daddy" wayyyy too much

Child of Athena:
•College girl
•Reps her school colors all the time
•One of our few employees with more than two (2) braincells
•Recently spilled almost a whole bag of nacho cheese, which goes to show that smart people make mistakes too
•Incredibly witty
•Basically just adored by everyone because she's so sweet

Child of Apollo:
•Short, tiny, and blonde
•Easily the friendliest worker
•Has a knack for putting weird feelings/tastes into words
•So much energy
•Clumsy. Regularly hurts herself
•Has been known to squeal when surprised, which is often
•Basically just adorable all the way through

Child of Artemis:
•Probably the prettiest worker we've got
•(Also the shortest)
•Takes no crap as manager
•Has changed her major three times?
•Very fair and treats everyone well
•Smort girl
•Drags around crates to stand on so she can reach the top shelves (if you comment on it she will destroy you)

Child of Hephaestus:
•Sweet? Yes. Nice? Yes.
•Pure? Nope.
•Really high soprano voice
•If she doesn't like you, you'll never know
•Good at fixing problems
•May or may not cry if we're busy
•Likes Pepto Bismol????

Child of Aphrodite:
•Done with your crap
•Very dedicated to her hair
•"My boyfriend doesn't want me to go but screw that prick, I do what I want!"
•Can't sing but tries
•Can dance well though
•Will flirt with the customers if they're attractive
•Only ever wears leggings

Child of Hermes:
•One of the most well-liked workers
•Just because he's hilarious
•Like actually. Takes nothing seriously
•Wears his hat backwards
•Will tease you 24/7
•Not even that strong? Don't believe him.
•"What if I made a mint slushie?"

Child of Dionysus:
•By far the funniest worker
•I have a recording of her belting along to Hakuna Matata
•If she doesn't pick on you, she doesn't like you
•Talks about how excited she is to turn 21
•Dances to every freaking song. A customer's presence will not stop her.
•Kinda lazy, but still fun