Child of Zeus: "What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?" "Uh......khakis?"
Child of Hades: "Hi, I'm Mike Lindell, owner of MyPillow." (Cue one of my family members muting the screen.)
Child of Poseidon: That guy flipping his phone through the air, trying and failing to catch it, all the way down the street and to his home only for it to slip out of his hands when he does.
Child of Demeter: "We are farmers, dun ta dun dun dun dun dun."
Child of Ares: "I am once again asking for your financial support."
Child of Athena: I could think of absolutely nothing, I am so sorry.
Child of Apollo: *camel walking through an office* "What day is it? Huh? What day is it, Dave? What day? It's humpdaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
Child of Artemis: "Hey, Vern!"
Child of Hephaestus: "Liberty, Liberty, Liberty. Liberty."
Child of Aphrodite: Any Progressive commercial.
Child of Hermes: Any Geico commercial.
Child of Dionysus: "You should be driving a Kia, driving a Kia—"
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Demigods As... (Vol. I)
FanfictionA book (based off Percy Jackson) about the twelve Olympians' children and how they would react in different situations, what they are in different scenarios, and the like.
