Child of Zeus: Pretending someone wearing camouflage is invisible
Child of Hades: Vine references in front of boomers
Child of Poseidon: Grossly under/overestimating the size or measure of something
Child of Demeter: Saying "yikes" unironically
Child of Ares: Shia LaBeouf
Child of Athena: Responding to very obvious questions with ridiculous answers
Child of Apollo: Using a weird and unprecedented measure for something ("That's like seven squirrels long")
Child of Artemis: Exclaiming about little details in the background of a shocking picture
Child of Hephaestus: That one video of Bernie Sanders playing the bongos
Child of Aphrodite: Vegans (please don't unfollow me for this)
Child of Hermes: Doing the macarena to literally any song in 4/4
Child of Dionysus: John Green's writing process
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Demigods As... (Vol. I)
FanfictionA book (based off Percy Jackson) about the twelve Olympians' children and how they would react in different situations, what they are in different scenarios, and the like.
