Demigods As Classy Insults

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Child of Zeus: May all your mechanical pencils break.

Child of Hades: May your friends always steal your gum.

Child of Poseidon: May your coupons always be expired.

Child of Demeter: May you forget about that cup of tea you heated and by the time you find it, it's cold.

Child of Ares: May your next batch of blue cookies burn to a crisp.

Child of Athena: May your mother always come to see you and leave your door slightly ajar so you have to get up to close it.

Child of Apollo: May your room be slightly too cold at night.

Child of Artemis: May your chocolate chip cookies always turn out to be oatmeal raisin.

Child of Hephaestus: May your shopping cart always have a squeaky wheel.

Child of Aphrodite: May you leave a pencil mark on your sheet paper that will not come off.

Child of Hermes: May you forget to change your clocks for Daylight Savings.

Child of Dionysus: May you always get left on 'read' by your crush.

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