Demigods As... (Vol. I)

Demigods As Things My Orchestra Director Has Said

Child of Zeus: "Horns, I love you dearly, but I can't handle your flat Gs."

Child of Hades: "This part needs to be, like, at least PG-13. You guys are playing it Veggie Tales."

Child of Poseidon: "The French assert their dominance by making everything as ridiculous as possible and then calling us ridiculous for not getting it."

Child of Demeter: "I wouldn't survive California. I'm very small. I think I could fit in a suitcase."

Child of Ares: "Play it in tempo or next week I'll start throwing my baton. And this thing is sharp!"

Child of Athena: "Oboes, very nice. Trumpets, I could use a thesaurus to find some worse words."

Child of Apollo: *singing* "La doo dee doo da da, dee do la da Mozart -- no."

Child of Artemis: "How many of you are going to Florida for spring break?" *three students raise their hands* "You're all buffoons for not taking me with you."

Child of Hephaestus: "We don't have time, but we're going to do this again anyways."

Child of Aphrodite: "This is a very sexy piece."

Child of Hermes: "Wait, let me look at your music." *starts jogging towards the back row of our huge rehearsal room* "I'll be there in ten minutes."

Child of Dionysus: "You need to play this much more dramatic. I want it to be just dripping with perfume and...bubble baths."

A/N:
Anyone else absolutely losing it over Shadow & Bone on Netflix? I fricking am.