Demigods As Coffee Preferences

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Child of Zeus: Espresso shots. Need I say more?

Child of Hades: Those turds drink tea.

Child of Poseidon: Americanos, probably, but overly sweet.

Child of Demeter: They love it with enough cream to make it way lighter than it should be.

Child of Ares: Black all the way. "Sugar and cream is for cowards!"

Child of Athena: Black, usually. If they're really tired, they'll throw in a little sugar, but nothing else.

Child of Apollo: Cappucinos, because they're *classy*

Child of Artemis: Iced coffee. Call them basic -- you'll regret it.

Child of Hephaestus: Anything with a high caffeine content. They don't like sleep.

Child of Aphrodite: Lattes, because they just can't take bitter food. They gag at black coffee.

Child of Hermes: I think they just down energy shots.

Child of Dionysus: They've boycotted all coffee for grape juice, kool-aid, or alcohol.

A/N:
Alright, no more political chapters, I promise. It was entertaining to see people taking it seriously, though.

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