Child of Zeus: "Public schoolers have it rough. At least if I fail a test I can yeet myself out the window and then lie in the grass till I have a will to live again."
Child of Hades: "Death. Death. Death sounds good."
Child of Poseidon: "Well if THAT is true, then the corona has us all screwed, so why don't we just go eat chocolate?"
Child of Demeter: "I wish it would rain, to match my mood."
Child of Ares: *To my dog* "Step on me again and I will take you out back and shoot you."
Child of Athena: "But if the market interest rate is greater than a bond's coupon rate, then will the price of the bond be less than its face value?"
Child of Apollo: "But what if I don't care about the classical approach to fiscal policy, Sir Computer?"
Child of Artemis: *hitting my sister over the head with a notebook* "I hate Disney!"
Child of Hephaestus: "Life is incredibly depressing. I have TEN economics tests to take and there is dog hair all over the floor."
Child of Aphrodite: "My hair is disgusting and I showered yesterday. Why does it betray me?"
Child of Hermes: "You can look at my scores when I'm done. I don't care if that's jacking the system, do you want a good grade?"
Child of Dionysus: "I just want to eat hot pockets and binge-watch musicals. Is that too much to ask?"
A/N:
My brain is fried.
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Demigods As... (Vol. I)
FanfictionA book (based off Percy Jackson) about the twelve Olympians' children and how they would react in different situations, what they are in different scenarios, and the like.
