Child of Zeus: *doing the macarena to Cotton-Eyed Joe*
Child of Hades: "I should probably mention why there are knives involved, right? I'm bad at this narration thing."
Child of Poseidon: "This is your life. You can't joke about this!" "Bet."
Child of Demeter: *Cooing over a baboon*
Child of Ares: {They fight like one is Jack Bauer and the other is Jason Bourne and it doesn't end well.}
Child of Athena: "No, it's a republic, not a democracy. Huge difference. If this were a democracy, we'd all be screwed, because the majority of the population hates us."
Child of Apollo: **write this part when you've figured out a name for him. It's kind of important.
Child of Artemis: "Eh. Those are only mild symptoms of digoxin toxicity. He'll probably live."
Child of Hephaestus: {They talk and then she has a panic attack or whatever.}
Child of Aphrodite: {He gently and with delicate care bashes him over the head with a rifle.}
Child of Hermes: "He thought he'd prepared for everything. He hadn't counted on squirrels."
Child of Dionysus: ***research Finnish saunas
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Demigods As... (Vol. I)
FanfictionA book (based off Percy Jackson) about the twelve Olympians' children and how they would react in different situations, what they are in different scenarios, and the like.
