Child of Zeus: "Have you ever zoned out? I've been zoned out since 2014. I was at the doctor's office. He was reading me a blood test. It was important I listen, and I zoned out! I was like 'Nahhh, I'm going to stare at the wall and think mah thoughts'."
Child of Hades: "You sit on the floor with your back perfectly straight, which I hate more than ISIS."
Child of Poseidon: "Think about that for a minute and tell me you don't want to walk into the ocean."
Child of Demeter: "I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot."
Child of Ares: [groans] "You know, life."
Child of Athena: "That is my own personal opinion, but I am also right."
Child of Apollo: "I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under."
Child of Artemis: "I'm like 'nah, sister, you're not getting me to no secondary location'."
Child of Hephaestus: "When I'm driving my wife asks me 'are you even watching the road?' And I'm like, 'I am looking through the windshield, and I'm not going to hit anyone, but no. I'm thinking about the Beatles'."
Child of Aphrodite: "Sometimes my wife -- I have this wife."
Child of Hermes: "In fact, we're going to frame you for murder!"
Child of Dionysus: "I will pepper in the fact that I am gay."
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Demigods As... (Vol. I)
FanfictionA book (based off Percy Jackson) about the twelve Olympians' children and how they would react in different situations, what they are in different scenarios, and the like.
