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LOTR

It's time for another horribly wrong summary. This time, Lord Of The Rings. I'm going to summarize this book and you can laugh as I get stuff wrong.

Once upon a time, there was a very short person called a hobbit. His name was Frodo. He was going to propose to
His girlfriend, Frodolina. But, someone stole it! So Frodo teams up with some friends to help him find the ring:

Gandoff- a really old guy that looks like a wizard

Bilbo baggings- also a hobbit, he is somehow related to Frodo

Legolas- an elf that is very obsessed with Legos

Mary and pippin- no idea who these people are. But I think they're related somehow......

So anyway, Frodo, Gandoff, Bilbo, Legolas, Mary, and Pippin all try and find the ring, and encounter some really weird stuff like orcs and giant elephants and stuff like that.
Eventually, they end up finding it in a guy called "lord of the rings'" lair. They end up getting it back by winning a dance battle.
So after they get back home, Frodo proposes to his girlfriend.
She says no and Frodo is very heart broken. But that's okay, because he ends up getting together with Legolas and they have 50000 children.

THE END