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Hairy Potter

I have a confession......

I've never read Hairy Potter.

However, my friends always talk about hairy potter and make me watch the movies so I do know a little bit about it. So today, I'm going to summarize the first book and all of you guys can laugh at me when I get things wrong.

Once upon a time there was an 11 year old boy named hairy potter. He lived under the staircase. Then on his 12th birthday he got a letter from hog warts saying that he was a wizard and stuff. So he goes to the school by riding on a train and he meets some friends: Hermonie cheese grater and Ron Wiesel. Next, they get there and get sorted in groups called tribes? Colonies? Factions? Districts? I have no idea what they're called.

But anyway, then they join the quitich which is a mix between soccer, basketball, baseball, football, hockey, golf, volleyball, swimming, cheer, dance, track, water polo, lacrosse, rugby, wrestling, cricket, volley tennis, Ping pong, table tennis, fencing, pool, fose ball, frisbee, speedball, kickball, cycling, surfing, cross country, thumb war, Rock Paper Scissors, tag, hop-scotch, cops and robbers, mini golf, karaoke, capture the flag, competive eating, catch, food fights, boxing, bowling, roller skating, ice skating, skipping, flying, yo-yo-ing, archery, knife throwing, leap frog, duck duck goose, academic bowl, tennis, bad mitten, paint ball, dodge ball, weight lifting, gymnastics, row boating, dog shows, skiing, snow boarding, sledding, sky diving, skate boarding, race car driving, shot put, discus, baking, and eating bananas. Hairy also makes two enemies while playing quitich: drako and Malfoy. He doesn't like them because they're better at quitich than him.
So after hairy and his friends go to school for a while something happens. The sorcerers stone goes missing. So then hairy finds it in some guy named vuledamort's lair. Then hairy gets back the sorcerers stone by winning a dance battle against vuledamort. After taking a few selfies with the stone, hairy then returns the sorcerers stone and everything is happy.
THE END