Pinocchio

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by tacos_1234

by tacos_1234

Hey so sorry I haven't updated in like 5 years. I've been busy with things. But anyway, on with the rant.

So can we all just discuss how creepy the movie Pinocchio is for a moment? I watched in 2nd grade and it scarred me for life. Like why is this a children's movie???
First of all, it's about a puppet which already creeps me out, but then it comes to life? That could easily be the plot for a horror movie.
Then, he gets harassed by this creepy fox on his way to school which is scary.
And then he starts drinking and smoking with his friend which is horrifying, considering that their skin starts turning different colors and their eyes start dropping which looks disturbing.
But that's not the worst part. What happens after they drink is worse. The worst part is when they FREAKING TURN INTO DONKEYS! First of all, what the heck? I'm pretty sure that's not what happens after you drink, so why? Second of all, no! That's creepy and terrifying! No, just no.
And then Pinocchio somehow ends up being swallowed by a whale???? That's also very disturbing.
And yeah, I guess pinnocio is supposed to teach children to not talk to strangers or drink alcohol, or get swallowed by whales, but all I got from that movie was that is was terrifying and really screwed up.

That is all.