Somebody To Love - Fantasy Prequel {Glee}

xxv. the substitute

Season Two. Episode Seven. The Substitute

MR SCHUE WAS SICK AND WITH NO TEACHER AROUND THE GLEE CLUB WERE LEFT TO RUN HAVOC BY THEMSELVES.  After the minor altercation where Santana tried to come for Rachel's neck and the rest of the New Directions physically had to hold her back, so she didn't go all Lima Heights on her ass. Kurt had managed to get them a sub to come help out. Apparently Kurt had her for English the previous week and thought she was cool. So there was no time to slack off for the New Directions because the glee club were getting a substitute.

Walking into the choir room Ruby saw her two boys standing shiftily by the door way, noticing the floor was shiny as she approached them cautiously before she attempted to question them.

"Guys. Why is the floor all shi--"  

Ruby's feet went straight from underneath her but was lucky when a pair of arms swooped around her waist to stop her from hitting the deck. Looking up at her rescuer she found Puck looking sheepishly at her. "We have a substitute so I buttered the floor. You okay Princess?"  He asked as he brought her back to her feet.

Rolling her eyes, the brunette shoved Puck's arm off her before stalking her way over to the others and plonking her self down next to Artie. "You okay Bee?"  Artie whispered as he gave her the once over. "Yeah."  Ruby huffed, "Remind me why we're friends with him?" She told him as he laughed at the annoyed expression on her face.

"Hey, Gigantor!"  Artie called out to Finn, "We're all gonna swap names, yo!"  He said giddily.

"Ummm. Did I hear something about a substitute?"  Rachel asked as she entered, walking across the butter and falling flat on her face. 

"YES! It works!"  

"And you couldn't have helped Rachel up?"  Ruby pointed out as the others sniggered at the fact she had fallen over.

"It's okay Bee."  Rachel said as she jumped up and smoothed her self down. "Well at least I didn't fall and break my talent."

Just as Rachel took her seat, Miss Holliday walked in and slid elegantly across the buttered floor without even batting an eyelid. Passing an astonished Finn and Puck, the teacher came to a halt and smirk at the teenagers.

"Ohh what the hell?"  Artie mumbled.

"Hola, clase! Nothing says bienvenidos quite like a buttered floor. Let's start with some introductions. My name is Holly Holliday. What's your's? Go!"  She said whipping round in Puck's direction.

"I'm Finn Hudson. I'm quarterback of the football team."  He said pulling the dopest looking face he could muster.

"I'm Rachel Berry. His loud loud girlfriend."  Said Santana.

"I'm Santana Lopez, I'm the hottest bitch in this joint!"  Ruby added, sending a smirk in the Latina's direction.

"I'm Mike Chang."  Brittany said as she fist pumped the air with conviction.

"Those aren't your names. You know why I know that? I know that because I recently watched a video of you guys performing at Regionals, where you came last. Maybe it's because the songs were about thirty years old..."