Somebody To Love - Fantasy Prequel {Glee}

xxxv. born this way

Season Two. Episode Eighteen. Born This Way

FINN HUDSON WAS A HAZARD TO HIMSELF. Actually he was a hazard to everybody, especially Rachel Berry and not for the reasons you'd think. Happy to be at booty camp and leading the troops alongside Mike and Mr Schue to get the glee club ready for Nationals. When disaster struck. Quite literally striking Rachel across the face mid dance, Finn Hudson had broken Rachel Berry's nose.

Ruby couldn't believe quite get her head around the fact she was standing in front of them and telling them she was getting a nose job. "Look, I'm -- I'm happy with the way that I look, okay? And I've embraced my nose. But let's say I wanted to have a slightly more demure nose. Like Quinn's for example. I -- I would never change my appearance for vanity but the doctor said that it could possibly improve my talent, which would help us all for Nationals."  She shrugged.

"Possibly, but what about the risks. Your voice is amazing as it is Rachel."  Mr Schue tried to reason with her.

"Rachel. You're beautiful. You don't need Quinn's nose. I like your nose, it's what makes you, you."  Ruby told her genuinely.

"Hold up."  Santana called out. "Could we all just be real here for a second? So I hear that Rachel's got a bit of schnoz. I mean, I wouldn't know because like Medusa, I try to avoid eye contact with her. But can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things we wouldn't change about ourselves? I'm sure that Sam's been at the doctor's office and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reduction." Ruby rolled her eyes before glancing at the blonde next to her and offered him a reassuring smile. "I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not really using them anyways. And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked into getting an eye de-slanting." Santana shrugged.

"That's extraordinarily racist."  Tina spat at Santana as she spun in her seat to glare at her.

"I'm keeping it real." 

"My dancing kind of bothers me."  Finn sent Ruby and innocent smile, "Uhh, it almost killed Rachel but I like the way I look."

"Ohhh please. You have weird, puffy pyramid nipples. They look like they're filled with custard. You could dust them with powdered sugar and they could pass for some sort of dessert. Look, maybe Rachel is fine with having an enormous beak. Maybe she needs it to crack hard seeds. All I'm saying is that if you look in the mirror and you don't like what you see, you should change it."

"Woah, guys! I'm really shocked at what I'm hearing here. It goes against everything the glee club stands for. I'm telling you, the things you would most like to change about yourself is the most interesting part of you.

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PRINCIPAL FIGGINS WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE NEW DIRECTIONS WITH DAVE KAROFSKY. And the glee club were completely astonished at the words coming out of their Principal and Karofsky's mouths right now. There was no way anything coming out of Karofsky's mouth was sincere. He had to be after something because this guy hadn't a nice bone in his body.

"Now, I know David had some issues in the past but I have great respect for what he's doing right now and I ask you to hear him out."

"He tried to assault me! He made Kurt Transfer!"  Ruby screamed.

"How about we punch his face off?"  Sam defended Ruby without missing a beat.