Teenage Dream (Blaine Anderson - Glee)

=The Hurt Locker: Part 1=

"Something is up with you, there's something you're not telling me"

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{Sue Sylvester's POV}

After William's outrageous act of insubordination, I took Becky in my Le Car to my Hurt Locker. We got out of the car and Becky looked around curiously at the garage where we had parked.

"You know, Becky, I was thinking about retiring." I revealed to Becky nonchalantly.

"What?!" Becky screamed, outraged.

"I got a sweet deal on some marshland down in southern Iraq. But now I realise I can't rest until I tie up some loose ends." I explained to her as I unlocked my Hurt Locker. 

"What is the place, coach?" Becky asked curiously as she looked around the Locker.

"This is where I store my hatred, Becky... and where I'll prepare my final act of revenge. I call it my 'Hurt Locker'." I explained.

'Some people would find multiple vendettas exhausting. But for Sue Sylvester, it's pure exhilaration. Will Schuester, I will annihilate you once and for all. Then onto his self-obsessed protege, Rachel Berry. I'm going to break her heart.' I thought to myself.

"Becky, wait in the Le Car." I said and she ran off. 

I played a few notes on a keyboard and another compartment of my Hurt Locker was revealed - dedicated to Klaine - Kara Riley and Blaine Anderson. I had been quietly shipping them ever since they first met. Apart, they were so shrill, so whiny. But together, a symphony of self-congratulatory celebration. Luckily, they were married now, but there is something threatening their relationship. It was insanely obvious that little Strawberry Shortcake was pregnant, from the way she had been throwing up lately, and I may or may not have followed Quinn and Strawberry to her doctors appointment. I also may or may not have bugged their house, but that's beside the point. 

I knew that if Strawberry Shortcake didn't tell Bi Clark Kent that she was pregnant soon, there marriage could fail, purely because her tiny husband was catching on to the fact that she was hiding something. So, I made it my mission to get Elmo to tell the dwarf that she was pregnant. Hold on, Strawberry Shortcake, help is on the way.

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{Kara's POV}

Somehow Sue got my phone number. I shouldn't be too surprised though, she has her ways. Anyway, she got my number and she called me in for a 'meeting' in her office. I don't know what I kind of done to warrant a meeting with the Principal of a school I don't even go to anymore, but she called me in anyway. To be completely honest, I was nervous. It was Sue Sylvester after all. 

"Principal Sylvester, you wanted to see me?" I said as her secretary let me into her office.

"Strawberry Shortcake, take a seat." She said, gesturing to the chair on the opposite side of her desk. I looked at her confusedly but took a seat anyway. 

"Is everything okay? And how did you get my number?" I asked, crossing my arms over my stomach.

"Never mind that, we have much more pressing matters to discuss. When are you going to tell Bowtie your pregnant?" She asked casually. My eyes widened and my jaw dropped - how did she know?

"Wha-What? How-how did you know?" I asked confusedly and surprisedly.

"Oh, Freckleface, I know everything. Also, I followed you to the doctors and bugged your house." She said nonchalantly. I rubbed my thumb across the freckles on my cheek self-consciously with furrowed eyebrows. "You need to tell Young Burt Reynolds your pregnant before you get in a big argument or he gets mad at you for hiding the pregnancy."