Teenage Dream (Blaine Anderson - Glee)

=Naked=

"How would you know that Tina? Spend a lot of time staring?"

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Cheering and applause rang out through the choir room. We were going to Sectionals! We had the choir room and the auditorium back! Everything was normal again! And I couldn't have been happier.

Finn went up the front of the classroom and write 'Regionals!!' on the board, evoking another round of applause and cheers.

"All right, people, we are back! First of all, big props to Sam, Blaine and Kara for all their hard work to make this happen.-"

"Blamara." Sam whispered, fist-bumping Blaine and I.

"-But there's no time to celebrate. We just lost three weeks of prep time for Regionals, and we still have to raise $400 to pay for the bus to get to the competition in Indianapolis."

"It's the Paris of Indiana." Artie said excitedly.

"I propose a bake sale."

"Yes! Finn! I love you! That is an amazing idea! I love cakes!" I shouted jumping up and high-fiving him. Everyone looked at me confusedly and I rubbed the back of my neck nervously before Blaine pulled me back to my seat in between him and Tina.

"It worked last time." Finn said, when he realised I was the only one who was enthusiastic.

"Well, that's because Puck spiked the cupcakes with Mary Jane." Artie explained.

"I'd be willing to cut off my hair to sell it for extra cash." Joe offered kindly.

"To who? Jamaican kids with Rastafarian cancer? Or as rigging on a haunted pirate ship?" Kitty asked snidely.

"I could sell more of my semen."

"Sam, no one wants that." I whispered to him quietly.

"This is silly. I know exactly how we're gonna get the money. 'The Men of McKinley' calendar. Let's face it this is the cutest crop of Glee boys we've ever had." Tina said, going up to the front. I had a slight nagging feeling that this was all a ploy to either get Blaine shirtless, or spend more time with him - not that I could blame her, he was pretty cute.

"That's great. And it's January, so it's the perfect time to sell them." Marley said enthusiastically.

"There are six guys, so each one can take two months. I think Blaine should definitely be December. You can do a Santa thing but sexy. Sexy Claus." Tina said and Blaine shifted uncomfortably in his seat with a blush on his face.

"I'm in as long as I can take my shirt off." Sam said in a goofy voice.

"Wait, why does it have to be just the men? Why can't we objectify the girls, too?" Artie asked.

"Don't you think you boys do that enough? I personally heard you do it the other day, about a freshman - not only is it horrible considering she could be 14  but also because your a senior." I said, reaching across Tina to poke Artie playfully

"Besides girls are the ones that buy stuff. We're responsible for the consumer- driven economy. Those Twilight books are poop on paper, and we've turned them into a billion-dollar industry." Kitty pointed out.

"Team Jacob." Unique whispered, high- fiving Joe.

"Hell no, Team Edward all the way." I replied, crossing my arms.

"This could actually work. Tina...you're in charge. You can set up the photo shoots. Kara, your our photographer - you'll be taking the photos-"

"What? Why Kara? Why can't I do this on my own?"