=Girls (And Boys) On Film=

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"You have a whole draw full of shirts, I can steal one, can't I?"

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"Everybody loves movies. They don't just tell stories... they transport us to other worlds. They are inspirational. They provide comfort, and they help us escape from our day-to-day anxieties." Mr. Schue said, announcing the assignment for this week.

"Like getting left at the altar?" Kitty asked insensitively.

"Too soon." Ryder muttered, wincing slightly.

"Exactly. Or in your guys' case, studying for exams or... worrying about regionals. In any case, for this week's assignment, I want you to pick your favourite songs from your favourite movies." Mr. Schue said, eliciting cheers from everyone.

"Unique knows all there is to know about The Crying Game. " Unique said, primping her hair.

"You don't get dibs on Les Mis just because you are the poster child." Kitty said snidely to Marley.

"Blaine, we absolutely have to sing 'Breaking Free' from High School Musical " I said, nudging my boyfriend excitedly.

"Finally I can do my Nicolas Cage impression. 'Oh, not the bees! No! The bees! No!'" Sam said, pretending to be Nicolas Cage and swatting away imaginary bees.

"That is the worst Nicolas Cage impression I've ever seen." Kitty said rudely.

"Do you even know who Nicolas Cage is?" Artie questioned.

"Okay, it's not that simple, guys. This is a group competition... boys against girls and we are doing mash-ups. Now remember, movies are visual. So it's not just about the singing... it's about... performance, it's about theatricality, it's about the language of cinema." Mr. Schue explained, much to some peoples disappointment.

"Preach. And as I move into production on my first micro-budget feature.." Everybody cheered and clapped happily for Artie "...I'm happy to offer starring roles to whichever team wins. No trailers, no per diem."

"Great. Okay. Well, everyone split up and start working on your song choices." I gave Blaine a quick kiss on the cheek before leaving him to go and sit with Tina, Unique, Sugar, Brittany, Marley and Kitty.

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For some reason, Finn had requested mine and Artie's help in finding Ms. P. He was explaining to us what Sue said, and was divulging every single detail, before cutting himself off from the story.

"Point is, Sue didn't know. There has to be some way to reach her, guys. We owe Mr. Schue that." Finn said, finally getting to the point.

"Finn, let me dispense some Hollywood logic on you, if I may. What we have on our hands is a lady manhunt. We need a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse." Artie said. Finn and I both shot him bewildered looks.

"Ain't nobody got time for that." Finn said, crossing his arms.

"Look, Finn, you don't need to do any of that, okay? You just need to like, talk to her parents, or something." I said, shrugging my shoulders.

"You think?" Finn asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Pretty sure that's your only lead." Artie said before looking up at me and giving me look that said 'what is this guy doing?' "We're doing a lot of the work here."

"That we are my friend."

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