Teenage Dream (Blaine Anderson - Glee)

=I Kissed A Girl=

"If we're not having breakfast in bed, then we can have a romantic breakfast at the dinner table." 

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For some reason, the Trouble Tones were in the choir room with us. No one knew why they were, all we did know is that it had something to with Finn. Finn stood at the front of the classroom, writing something on the board at the front. He moved so we could read what he wrote, he had written 'Lady Music Week.' I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion, as did a lot of the class.

"Can someone tell us what's going on, please?" Mercedes asked, voicing everyone's thoughts.

"This week, the Trouble Tones and New Directions will both be singing music created by ladies and for ladies." Finn explained and I nodded, understanding

"Oh hell no." Santana said loudly.

"Next week, all of us will be going to Sectionals, and one of is is probably gonna win. But, Santana, we're worried about you." Finn said, nicely.

"Worry about yourself, fetus face." Santana said scathingly.

"Glee's about learning how to accept yourself for who you are, no matter what other people think. And that's what this music is all about." Finn explained further.

"So, wait, I don't even get a say in this? Not cool." She said frustratedly.

"Everybody in this room knows about you and Brittany. And we don't judge you for it. We celebrate it because it's who you are. Look, I know not everybody outside of this room is as accepting and cool, but we're doing this assignment this week so that you know in this rotten, stinking mean world that you at least have a group of people who support your choice to be whoever you want to be. That's it. That's what we're doing here. Blaine? Kurt?" Finn said, gesturing to my boyfriend and bestfriend.

"Santana, Kurt and I have a song we like to sing together in the car. And we want to sing that for you right now." Blaine said, smiling warmly at Santana. 

"While there's nothing I'd love more than having two Pretty Ponies serenade me, I think we'd get further staging a 'gel-ervention' for Blaine than singing lady music." Santana said sassily.

"I know it's hard. It was hard for me, too. But you can get through this." Kurt said, smiling softly.

"If you could just stop being so defensive-"

"I'm trying, but your hideous bow ties are provoking me."

"Wait, are we talking lady on lady or girl on girl? 'Cause there's a big difference." Puck asked, extremely inappropriately.

"Puck, focus, okay?" Mr. Schue said, scoffing at him. "Kurt, Blaine, why don't you kick us off with what you got?"

[Perfect by P!nk (sung by Blaine and Kurt)]

"Thank you, guys. Thank you, Finn, especially. You know, with all the horrible crap I've been through in my life.. now I get to add that" Santana said superciliously, while clapping her hands sarcastically.

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The next day in Glee, it was Puck's turn to sing and then mine after his but I had no idea how I was going to follow his performance.

[I'm The Only One by Melissa Etheridge (sung by Puck)]

At first I thought he was singing to Quinn, but then it became obvious he was singing yo someone behind her. I looked behind Quinn and saw Ms. C, my eyes widened at the realisation but I kept it to myself.