Teenage Dream (Blaine Anderson - Glee)

=Dynamic Duets=

"Oh, please help me, I need the Bulge to save me!"

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{Blaine's POV}

"The Secret Society of Superheroes Club is now in session. It is the purpose of this club to fight injustice, to right all that which is wrong, and to preserve truth, justice and peace in the halls of McKinley High. First order of business roll call. Go." I announced. Yes, I'm in a superhero club, no I am not ashamed.

"Asian Persuasion here. My superpower is being the mistress of manipulation."

"Blond Chameleon here. My superpower is I can impersonate anybody. George W. Bush, heh."

"Tarantula Head here. My superpower is lashing you with my dreads."

"Sweet 'n' Spicy, here. My superpower is money."

"Second order of business inducting new members into our ever-swelling ranks. Candidates, come forth." I said, waving forward Artie, Becky and Brittany.

"Excited to be here, Blaine." Artie said, and I sighed annoyedly.

"First of all, there are no civilian identities in here, okay? I am Nightbird the Nocturnal Avenger. And second of all, I really hope you're not trying to pass yourself off as a certain telepathic leader of a certain group of superhuman mutants because that would be a copyright violation."

"Uh, I'm Dr. Y and my superpower is wheelies?"

"Welcome, Dr. Y. Next."

"I'm Queen Bee and I can sting like a bitch." 

"Welcome, Queen Bee. Next"

"I'm the Human Brain."

"Welcome, Human Brain." My phone made a cawing noise - my notification ringtone and I picked it up, staying in character. "What's this? A text just came through on my NightPhone. 'Have you talked to Kara?' I already told you, Asian Persuasion, this account is only supposed to be for emergencies, and you cannot use your powers of manipulation to coax me into getting back with my ex, so stop trying." Dottie Kazatori came running in frantically and I stood up.

"What is it, Chai Tea?"

"Emergency in the choir room." She exclaimed, gesturing for us all to follow. We all ran down the halls towards the choir room, our capes flying out behind us. 

"Someone took your Nationals trophy and left that laptop in its place." She explained. 

"Who leave a laptop?"

"Someone rich, someone who wanted to send us a message. I got this." I said, stepping forward and pressing play.

"Greetings, New Directions." A computerized voice said. It was a Warbler - you could tell from the Dalton blazer. " You have been living as national champions on borrowed time, and that ends now. We have your trophy. Soon we'll have your title as well. The great reckoning is at hand Sectionals. Your move."

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Half the Glee Club was in costumes, including myself. Sure, a lot of people found it but I liked it - it's nice to know I was having a positive impact on peoples lives. I watched the door way, waiting for Kara to walk in. When she did, she did a double take. She glanced around the room her eyebrows furrowed as she saw everyone in the costumes. Her eyes settled on me and her eyebrows further, and a small frown appeared. I furrowed my own eyebrows, wondering why she was frowning at me just simply looking at her, then I remembered what she said last week 'don't talk to me, don't look at me, don't even think about me.' She looked away from me and walked into the room properly, stopping by Finn who was staring at a picture. she placed her hand on his arm and they smiled at each other, I felt a pang of jealousy. That was stupid though, me? Jealous of Finn? No way, there was no reason to be. I knew for a fact Kara and Finn were just friends, in fact they saw each other like siblings. No need to be jealous, nope, nope, nope.