Jesy: Isn't it weird having sex with Alex?
Perrie: No. Why would it be?
Jesy: You're moaning your own fathers name.
Perrie: *scared for life*
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Perrie: Woah, I just realized that "never" is a contraction of "not ever"
Jade: And blush is "blood rush"
Leigh: And "studying" is "student dying"
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Jesy: I do not baby you guys. You're grown adults.
Also Jesy: Here are your snacks, a sudoku for Jade, a crossword for Perrie, and headphones for Leigh. Now before we leave does anyone have to use the bathroom?
Jade: Now do you see why we said it?
Jesy: Well somebody has to look after you idiots. Perrie tries to eat garbage food, Jade is a weak little nerd that can't defend herself and Leigh is suicidal. I have to make sure that the three of you don't die from each other.
Perrie: It was one time!
Jade: *extremely hurt* I'm not a weak little nerd. I'm just a little petite is all.
Leigh: I'm not even going to deny it because it's true.
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Jesy in the hospital
Leigh: We're sorry Jesy.
Perrie: Yeah we didn't mean to.
Jade: We'd never make you have a heart attack on purpose.
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Jesy:*with a bullhorn* I LOVE AND APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Leigh: What the hell?
Jade: I told her that she's a little mean sometimes and this is her answer.
Perrie: I like it, she hasn't called me panini head in all of five minutes.
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Jade: *rolling around on the floor eating a sandwich*
Perrie: *struggling to breath* You should practice Jade.
Jade: *passes sandwich to Leigh* Hold my sandwich.
Jade: *does dance routine perfectly*
Perrie: I fucking hate life.
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Leigh: If your child is transgender then you're a transparent.
Jesy: I don't know if that's really smart or incredibly stupid.
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Jade: I'm terrible at flirting.
Perrie: What did you do?
Jade: A cute guy winked at me and instead of winking back I handed him some eye drops.
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Perrie: I didn't know you were religious Jes.
Jesy: I'm not. Why do you say that?
Perrie: Last night I heard you chanting "Oh god yes. And "God yes"
Jade: *walks past eating ice cream* She got railed last night.
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Jesy: You guys are so quiet, what's wrong?
Jade: You're the oldest Leigh, you tell her.
Leigh: We kinda sorta maybe tricked Perrie and left her at the store.
Jesy: *violently turns car back around* Crap!
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Interviewer: Which girl is your favorite?
Jesy: I don't have a favorite.
Jade: It's Leigh isn't it?
Jesy: She's just so adorable and unproblematic.
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Little Mix Oneshots and Scenarios
FanfictionSince I commitment issues, writing a book about single events is easier for me. There might be smut, and it might be trashy.
