Little Mix Oneshots and Scenarios

Scenarios #3

At a restaurant

Jesy: Hi yes, can I get one adult menu and three kids menus?

Waiter: Oh do you have children coming in?

The girls: *walks in*

Jesy: Come on girls, the waiter will direct us to our seats.

Waiter: They're your children?

Jesy: *eye twitching* Of course

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At a sleepover

Leigh: *is asleep*

Jesy: How are we supposed to wake her up?

Jade: *with a smirk* I have a plan.

Jade: Leigh, wake up! Perrie's eating all your nachos!

Leigh: *jumps up with knife in her hands* Square up bitch!

Perrie: *comes back in from the bathroom* what's going on?

Leigh: Let me smell your breath! Come her you nacho eating piece of trash!

Perrie: *runs away screaming*

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Perrie: *sadly* No body loves me.

Jade: I guess my name is nobody *shrugs*

Perrie: *sadder* I can't be loved.

Leigh: Guess I defy the odds *looking smug*

Perrie: *with tears in her eyes* I'll be forgotten

Jesy: *with a grin* Looks like I have the best memory in the world.

Perrie: *with a small smile* My girls have my back?

Leigh: Always

Jade and Jesy: And forever.

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In a dream

Jesy: Why are we floating?

Perrie: What if we have powers?

Jade: *spinning in circles* I don't like this.

Leigh: Who's dream is this?

Jade: *shoots lasers out of her eyes* Definitely not mine. In my super power dreams I have sticky hands.

Jesy: It might be mine. Since y'know, everything is on fire.
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Little Mix as Waitresses

When the food isn't hot enough

Jesy: Who cares if it's too cold! Take the food you twat!

Jade: I'm sorry. The cook had had a long night, they probably are a bit off their game. I'll get you a new meal right away.

Perrie: Oh it's too cold? Here let me taste to see if I agree.

Perrie: *eats entire meal* It definitely was a bit undercooked. But if you're ready for the bill I could go get it for you. *smiles innocently*

Leigh: Too cold? My friends say that about me sometimes too. It's a little sad but true I guess. It's just hard for me to be nice y'know? Oh, you meant the food. Sorry.

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Little Mix as Waitresses PT.2

When they find a hair in their food

Perrie: That hair is brown, I'm a blonde. Sorry can't help. *shrugs and walks away*

Leigh: *with a smile* Oh see, I have curly hair and this hair is as straight as an arrow. So it's not mine so that means it's not my problem.

Jesy: Listen here and listen good, I don't give two fucks about you or your food. You're going to eat it, enjoy it, and swallow it. Then you're going to buy an overpriced dessert and leave me a 20% tip for your attitude. *walks away sassily*

Jade: I am so sorry for the inconvenience. I deeply apologize for my coworkers behavior and have taken the liberty of calling our manager for you to come down so you and the rest of your party and have a free meal. *holding clipboard and free meal coupon*