A/N: Merry Christmas girls and gays.
Jesy: *walks in wearing Christmas lingerie and a Santa hat*
Jesy: *seductively* Merry Christmas girls. Why don't you come unwrap your presents.
Leigh: *drooling*
Perrie: *jaw dropped*
Jade: *makes grabby hands at Jesy*
Jesy: *smirks* Youngest first.
Perrie: Take that fuckers!
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Leigh: *stares at Jade*
Jade: *stares back*
Perrie: Ha Gay!
Jesy: *winks at Perrie*
Perrie: Bitch me too, the fuck.
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Interviewer: Who are you all's celebrity crushes?
Perrie: Jesy. I mean come on, have you see her ass?
Jade: I also answer Jesy.
Leigh: Definitely Jesy.
Jesy: My self.
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Leigh: *coloring a picture*
Jesy: That is so immature.
Leigh: *holds up a picture of Jesy*
Jesy: *with tears in her eyes* I love you.
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Leigh: *crying*
Jade: Are you crying?
Leigh: No I'm having an allergic reaction.
Jade: To what?
Leigh: Life.
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The girls singing Christmas songs
Leigh: I have a song.
Jade: Lay it on us.
Leigh: Jesy taught me this one. Deck the halls with gasoline, fa-la-la-la-la-la, light the match and watch it gleam, fa-la-la-la-la-la, hear the screams and cries of children, fa-la-la-la-la-la, aren't you glad you played with matches?
Perrie: *scarred* Oh my god.
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Jesy as a cheerleader
Jesy: 2, 4, 6, 8, Why does everyone think I'm straight?
Leigh: *falls from bleachers laughing*
Perrie: *chokes on spit*
Jade: *blushes* I didn't expect that.
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Jadesy Pt.2
Jade: *looks down at flash cards* H-hey Jesy. I-uh enjoyed our date.
Jesy: What's up Jade? And I enjoyed our date as well.
Jade: Did it- did it hurt?
Jesy: I've already heard it Jade. I know I'm a snack.
Jade: *looks at flash cards* D-did it hurt when you fell?
Jesy: *smiles* What do you mean love?
Jade: Did it hurt when you fell for me?
Jesy: Nah it was more like landing in a pile of pillows marshmallows, cotton candy, and pillows.
Jade: So do you wanna go on another date?
Jesy: Yep, and you're still paying.
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Leigh: Can I be your girlfriend for Halloween?
Jade: Only if you stay in character forever.
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More Christmas Songs
Jesy: I have a song.
Jade: Oh god, go ahead Jes.
Jesy: Jingle bells, Piers Morgan smells, Simon go away, Leigh is hot, Katie Hopkin's not, and Lesy all the way hey, hey!
Perrie: That was actually good.
Leigh: I feel special for being included.
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Jesy: *stabs someone*
Jesy: *rips someone's tongue out*
Jesy: *burns her enemies bodies*
Jade: *filming* You put the cute in execute babe!
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Jade: Can I borrow one of you guy's chem notes?
Leigh: We take notes?
Jesy: We take chem?
Perrie: This is a school?
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Perrie: Are you ready to get crazy?!
Jesy: I'm already hearing voices!
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Perrie: *sad*
Jade: What's wrong love? You've barely touched your food.
Perrie: *cries* I ordered chicken nuggets. But they don't have any Dino nuggies.
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Leigh: I don't wanna be your girlfriend anymore Jes.
Jesy: Oh hell no! You are not about to break up with me!
Leigh: You didn't let me finish. I don't want to be your girlfriend because I wanna be your wife. *pulls out a ring*
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Jade: I thought you loved me!
Jesy: I didn't even do anything that ba-
Jade: No! You did something worse, you ate all me biscuits!
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Leigh: I own anything green and anything green touches.
Jesy: *wearing a green bra* Well...
Leigh: *smirks* Now give me what's mine.
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Interviewer: What's the dumbest thing that you all have ever done?
Jade: Perrie.
Jesy: Perrie.
Leigh: Probably Perrie.
Perrie: Walked into a glass door and broke my nose.
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Pesy in class
Jesy: *whispers something to Perrie*
Perrie: *giggles*
Teacher: Is there something you two would like to share with the class?
Perrie: She said that she'd do me so hard that I'll forget my name for two days.
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Little Mix Oneshots and Scenarios
FanfictionSince I commitment issues, writing a book about single events is easier for me. There might be smut, and it might be trashy.
